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@exonist.bsky.social

'07. he/him

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One man asks another man walking a dog in a park at night "did you... did you bring your dog out cruising?" The dog walker says "yeah well. I gotta walk him at night anyway. I figured two birds, one stone, y'know?" The first man says reluctantly "uh... fine. Tie him to that tree over there." While they fuck, the dog escapes. The dog walker says "oh Christ! He got away! Please help me look for hime! It's my sister's dog!" The first man, nude from the waist down considers this with a pained expression. The dog walker looks desperate. Later you see both of them searching the park at night. The dog walker shouts "Smuckers! Smuckers!" The first man, looking pissed, shouts "Smuckers! Where are you?"

One man asks another man walking a dog in a park at night "did you... did you bring your dog out cruising?" The dog walker says "yeah well. I gotta walk him at night anyway. I figured two birds, one stone, y'know?" The first man says reluctantly "uh... fine. Tie him to that tree over there." While they fuck, the dog escapes. The dog walker says "oh Christ! He got away! Please help me look for hime! It's my sister's dog!" The first man, nude from the waist down considers this with a pained expression. The dog walker looks desperate. Later you see both of them searching the park at night. The dog walker shouts "Smuckers! Smuckers!" The first man, looking pissed, shouts "Smuckers! Where are you?"

19.10.2024 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3374    πŸ” 279    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 20
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character costuming timeline exercise ft. my character from dragon age inquisition

19.10.2024 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 466    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

ur eyes went immediately to the suit too lol

22.10.2024 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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at the pharmacy

22.10.2024 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 11218    πŸ” 1210    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 28
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happy 14th birthday, fallout new vegas

20.10.2024 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2032    πŸ” 173    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 10

Sorry y'all

But I'm that one artist who will show a WIP and possibly NEVER finish it as I leave it on the pile of "unfinished artworks that I'll never touch unless I feel like it but that's unlikely as I'm lazy and have other plans that interfere with my current plans and that's called sleeping"

21.10.2024 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4913    πŸ” 795    πŸ’¬ 147    πŸ“Œ 53

thank u!!

21.10.2024 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thats how caesar looks after my courier's done w him LOL. brain surgery failure πŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺ

21.10.2024 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

at my desk. straight up "drawing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. Horns

21.10.2024 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5850    πŸ” 396    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 7
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she mouth my wash till i
#mouthwashing

21.10.2024 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

studying human anatomy and they start talking about the difference between the male and female pelvis bro I do not CARE I'm gonna draw that man with childbearing hips just try and stop me

20.10.2024 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4190    πŸ” 449    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 16

"go woke go broke!"

you mean like metaphor re:fantazio, baldur's gate 3, dragon age franchise, apex legends...

"but Concord!", wept the man

...silent hill 2 remake, disco elysium, hades, celeste, horizon franchise...

"begone!"

...night in the woods, undertale, cyberpunk, stardew valley...

21.10.2024 07:07 β€” πŸ‘ 14589    πŸ” 1913    πŸ’¬ 252    πŸ“Œ 72

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