Tyler

Wells Fargo, Wells Fargoing, Wells Fargone

Big Roadside Picnic vibes.

"Beware the Bearer"

Thank you for continuing to validate my decisions to skip hugely popular games that I just don't think would be super fun for me.

Jesus? VPN? Oh, crypto bullshit.

With film and with food, it took me a while before I could recognize the good shit.

This is the reason I haven't pulled the trigger on this game. If it was purely turn based, I'd have gotten it months ago.

What's tatas, precious?

I love the utterly disgusting hovel he lives in.

Let's make it look like a UN summit.

And a Minion.

I don't use Spotify very often, so it tends to think my "favorite" song of the year is some random thing they keep slipping into my discovery feeds even though I don't really like it.

My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane.

A plate of the same cookies.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

You are not going to make me learn who Olivia Nuzzi is. This 20th century carapace is too impermeable. Stop it.

Blakeney would get a cool robotic arm.

*monkey paws clenches into fist with a deafening symphony of cracking knuckles*

Iron Brooch has saved my bacon a few times.

Best I could come up with is "Goodbye" by Apparat and only because it's one of the saddest songs I know of.

Anyone taking a position against chicken tikka masala is my mortal enemy.

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

Petition to rename the "Streisand effect" to the "Jesse's nose cut effect."

That explains why autism only seems to show up in the US and Middle East.

Right? And every so often you come across a far right Trekkie and it always short circuits my brain.

My nerd heart is enraged at the AUDACITY to wear Sylvester McCoy's Dr Who sweater as if he is somehow worthy of it. Especially when the man himself came out to protest whe Trump visited.

a man in a military uniform is standing in a room with snow falling around him Alt: Judge Dredd standing in front of a broken window with pieces of glass flying through the air.

This is what happens if you're late checking out.

Did they advertise the overwhelming "liminal space" energy?

Blue Oyster Kook

Man, ninjas were so good at their jobs, people now doubt they even existed. Next level stuff.