Tyler

Blakeney would get a cool robotic arm.

*monkey paws clenches into fist with a deafening symphony of cracking knuckles*

Iron Brooch has saved my bacon a few times.

Best I could come up with is "Goodbye" by Apparat and only because it's one of the saddest songs I know of.

Anyone taking a position against chicken tikka masala is my mortal enemy.

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

Petition to rename the "Streisand effect" to the "Jesse's nose cut effect."

That explains why autism only seems to show up in the US and Middle East.

Right? And every so often you come across a far right Trekkie and it always short circuits my brain.

My nerd heart is enraged at the AUDACITY to wear Sylvester McCoy's Dr Who sweater as if he is somehow worthy of it. Especially when the man himself came out to protest whe Trump visited.

a man in a military uniform is standing in a room with snow falling around him Alt: Judge Dredd standing in front of a broken window with pieces of glass flying through the air.

This is what happens if you're late checking out.

Did they advertise the overwhelming "liminal space" energy?

Blue Oyster Kook

Man, ninjas were so good at their jobs, people now doubt they even existed. Next level stuff.

Titaniumy Dan

Now, where can a guy find 4 Gwyneth Paltrows?

He wanted you to have this when you were old enough. *sends link to meme generator*

They've gotta have some gnarly lungs from all the pipeweed.

THREE weeks.

I'm going to assess and judge other peoples' vibes. A vibe rater, if you will.

Was BB King there?! No, wait, I'm thinking of a Blues Angel.

I feel like they missed a joke not calling it "How the pros do prose."

Vorta
Violence
Victory is Life

If only.

Another one is having to refer to "all of your doctors" instead of just 1 or 2.

Great minds and all that.

(for dinner)

Anyone seen Jeff Golblum lately?

Really speaks to your mental fortitude that you can read all that without pulling a Hemingway. My reading choices tend to feature goblins and/or talking cats.

Lady in the Water has a score far too good for the movie it's attached to.