Bobby🏳️‍🌈

Friend of mine has a spreadsheet she updates and shares with potential partners. Apparently works very well though difficult to start (making a lost of all your kinks is hard)

I love getting spoons with a takeaway pudding. It feels like I tricked them into thinking this was for more than one person.

:(

I've used Marshall since like 2014. Wireless ones, good battery life and audio quality, with a mic. Also hella comfortable even after hours on a train.

Finally cold enough for the big woof hoodie

I feel sorry for the Wikipedia editor who has to change his article to the past tense.

@yorkshirefurs.org.uk summer party time :D

My first time going too :)

*southern belle voice*
"I do declare!"

Why can I see the terrible memes if I already have a ticket?

When you turn both them cheeks

Same bestie

When Superman saves Palestinian children.

This coke out here acting like a straight guy who wants to try dick

"Can't believe you're all so.... thereal"

"Did you forget the word corporeal?"

"Shut up"

Need advice before Pride tomorrow: is it currently brat summer or behaving summer?

Today's Pathfinder session:

"Centaur are, by volume, the hottest animal."

If I were a werewolf I would not go around maiming people. I would be like yep I’m a dog bark bark woof woof some gay couple adopt and pamper me plz so I don’t have to have to go to work

Our Pathfinder group is going on holiday together twice this year and that's lovely and amazing but jesus now I have to pack books and dice.

When the druid in your party helps with the ritual

"You're a subby brat top and I'm a dom bottom"

"And together we solve crimes!"

YouTube video by Danny Jay Queen Victoria thinks Linden trees smell like cum.avi

Similar tree lead to a great Mitchell and Webb Look sketch
youtu.be/6m-8l3V38Ps?...

In these difficult times, afirm your transfem friends' gender by denying and downplaying their fears.

Happy birthday Shakespeare

My husband has built a nest on the sofa out of my hoodies. All of them.

It's too cute to stop though :(

On this Ides of March it's time to return to tradition: murdering a demagogue.

The stigma around how "bad" it is to be autistic comes from narcisstic autism moms, not people with autism

Keir Starmer speaking at a podium in the White House, in front of the UK and US flags. The closed caption reads, "there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom."

"We're just normal men."

"What if we did a sexy role play where I was a stable hand"

"And I was a fire fighter!"

"..?"

"And we met at a job fair. And a nurse watches us while we fuck."