Sharky💙

cover letter is just writing corporate fanfic as a humiliation ritual

We're going back to the plane of New York City.

So the thing we've been warning about re: Age Verification just happened, mere months after it started becoming a wider required. Imagine that!

Can't technofix your way out of a social values problem

Magic situation is getting so intense that even Hearthstone streamers are commenting on it.

I’ve not seen the full Dandan Secret Lair. I don’t really care if I get credit or anything from it. Rhystic Studies and informed players know its origins. I just hope I’ll be able to own a copy of the official release and not have them sell out to scalpers and stuff like I’ve heard can be a problem.

"I don't care that he's dead."
"He's not a hero."
"He's a scumbag."
"He shouldn't be celebrated."

No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd.

Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.

i'm fucking crying lmao

Y'all don't miss much, so I'm sure you already know this. But just in case: Hybrid mana symbols are substantially larger than single color and generic pips. But the colorless mana symbol {C} is the same size as the typical colored pip.

Venom is an example of a villain who evolved into a hero because he was popular with readers and writers decided to rehabilitate him. By contrast, Magneto evolved into a hero because every decade since Reagan it's harder and harder to pretend he's wrong

I can’t find the lie in this.

I do not trust you as far i can throw you, and I've got a minus one to my strength modifier

A door wedge with the name “Hodor” engraved into it.

Found in my brother’s house and I’m upset.

A conversation between a pet rat and an off-panel human. Panel 1: the human says, "But you won't bite my finger, right? Panel 2: the rat says, "Let's keep it a surprise"

hnn! Surprise man-thing!

caught me jestin 🃏

This book is sending me.

Does this technically count as a starter Pokémon?

Many Magic: the Gathering players ask: Is Business up front worth it if you don't got a party in the back?

The thing with Pedro Pascal is he not only gives a fuck; he knows he's huge enough to spend all day trashing bigots safely because entire franchises are built around him atm. He's no dispensable Gina Carano-tier secondary guy. This also underlines how most famous artists as big as him are cowards.

they arrested a trans woman for using the women's restroom at the capitol in Florida

any jail time she sees will be in a men's prison

this is why Florida is a "do not travel here under any circumstances" state for trans people

ugh. the future is scary.

Puddles the easter platypus is so cute!!
I bet their gonna taste great 😈

For the Pride Month's Partner's thing I have to make a deck with her & Alesha, Who Smiles at Death 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Only realized now that Inevitable Defeat is almost exactly Vindicate + Lightning Helix.

The design reminds me that of old cards like Absorb, which was "something this color does + something this other color does".

frog wirh text ummmmm

ummmmm

I'm sad. They printed an almost strictly better version of Doran (Arcades doesn't count because it has a different color identify).

Also it's quite embarrassing how much worse than this guy Doran is 😅 I guess 20 years of power creep will do that to a tree...

When your dnd character joins a guild and they give you business cards

the perfect video for you @emilie0121.bsky.social