Brad Rohrer

Is this about me?! Ouch!

Flamin Hot Mountain Dew is the worst soda I've tasted

Why should I write better when a machine can do it for me? Because actually no one can do it for you, because your voice is unique among all the people on earth. Siri never petted a horse's neck. Alexa has never been ghosted by the captain of the football team. But you have lived, your heart is beating, you have suffered, and you have something important to say. It's a human's job, to use words, and whatever job you give to a machine, that part of your brain goes dark. Maybe it's worth it when it comes to remembering phone numbers and directions, but when that part of your brain that uses words goes dark, that's a vast area that's very close to your soul. Don't let some internet platform convince you that what you have to say and create isn't worthwhile. Words are the echo of your soul. Honing that echo matters.

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like

With about fifteen minutes left in our showing of #Weapons, the theater lost power and we all had to leave! Aaaaaauuuuggghhh!

"Sure, MOST restaurants fully cook their meat. But we think it's time to disrupt the status quo with the all-new Baconator Tartare..."

I read this post and my power went out less than five minutes later. Some sort of contagion?

GO BEARS

DID IT WORK

GUY WHO ONLY THINKS ABOUT HOT DOGS: So the economy is fine now? Hot dogs will remain abundant?

Based on just the headline, I thought it was the guy who won the MTV VJ show and then had a band.

Not the same guy, as it turns out.

You are always going around saying "Praise Kier" so maybe that's why you get to sign off on things.

bsky.app/profile/danc...

Gibby 3 drops tomorrow! Get psyched!

I'm hoping he signs up to fight Jake Paul.

Bread and circuses, man.

Adorable tuxedo cat with an I Voted sticker

I voted early, but Rosie wanted to wait until today to show off the sticker.

Try eating another one?

Please let me know if this works.

What book?!?

Adorable cat in a poorly-assembled Halloween cardboard mansion

Really seems like I should have been warned that this house would be haunted.

"When it feels like the work was for nothing
And you're wrecked and in retreat
Survival adds up to something
Independent, undefeated..."

AFCAB

Steph Curry is the Alyssa Naeher of men's basketball #Paris2024

A certain political party read your post and will work tirelessly to make vacations illegal. Problem solved!

Sacre bleu

Looks like Longwood has some work to do in the second half...

What's the smucking point

Probably closer to becoming a wave across the bay tbh. Finding a job, finding a relationship, finding meaning...just not happening.