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@shayz0rz.bsky.social

Big fan of GMacht's hiatus beard, the sister wives and the dude with the middle name Johannes, FWIW. Used to count shits. When I'm not being an insufferable fangirl, I'm...an insufferable person with BIG opinions and analysis. Basically just insufferable.

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And then, the water pressure in my tub and shower was oddly lower than usual

08.10.2025 08:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.

For the crime of โ€ฆ complaining about government policy.

Core 1A speech.

With cameras rolling, theyโ€™re sniping priests for sport.

08.10.2025 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14042    ๐Ÿ” 7981    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 764    ๐Ÿ“Œ 617

When you really hate someone, but using "vampire" tropes against them is still...very not good.

08.10.2025 06:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can you imagine being told it's an actual war zone, having to go through there for some reason, and seeing...this? ๐Ÿ˜‚

08.10.2025 05:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She prays over burgers but laughs at caged humans.

08.10.2025 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And I'm sure those Black women are totes "mentally unstable." ๐Ÿคก

08.10.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...and let's not even BEGIN to go into how fucked crying about how you've "encountered racism lately all from mentally unstable black women" is. Again, racism is not a thing that exists against white people here. That, by definition, is not a THING.

08.10.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Black folks choosing to have their own space, away from the white people who benefit from white supremacy whether they want to play like they're "allies" or not, is not "racist." Racism depends on a power structure. White feelings being hurt because they're not in the cool club doesn't count.

08.10.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never forget that Dolly Parton gave a million bucks for covid research at the *very start* of the pandemicโ€”including money that helped fund the development of the Moderna vaccine.

08.10.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1722    ๐Ÿ” 522    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

"...an effing dumbass โ€” their phrase, not mine."

Sure, Lawrence. I'm sure you've never thought it yourself. ๐Ÿ˜‚

08.10.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"When Donald Trump chose the most incompetent cabinet in history..."

Seated for #LastWord. Wish I literally had popcorn, but an emoji will have to do. ๐Ÿฟ

08.10.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you, voters, for saying "fuck no" to Alec Baldwin on the dance floor.

#DWTS

08.10.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a group of people are sitting in a stadium with a nbc sign in the background Alt: USA gymnastics team saying "ohhh that's too bad" and...very much not meaning it

#DWTS

08.10.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...this is why we simply shouldn't have jazz on this show. #DWTS

08.10.2025 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, y'all can boo Carrie Ann while I'm busy booing Carlton for saying that about Will Smith. That's fine!

#DWTS

08.10.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I simply would not choreograph the #DWTS idea of "jazz" to include bare feet that very clearly show off that nothing's being DONE with the feet, bent knees where they're clearly supposed to be straight, and a level change that is a very ginger, over-controlled seat on the floor. That's just me.

08.10.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was that...was that Nina West in the audience giving THAT Girl Jordan Chiles a standing ovation? Instagram story says she's there, so I'm going with yes!

Anything Jordan did that wasn't perfect was a lie. IDGAF.

#DWTS

08.10.2025 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image Post image

It's a war zone ๐Ÿ˜ญ

08.10.2025 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This was the Mormon show lady who had some past experience, right? Or was it the other one? Either way, that was good. I actually maybe hate how good it was.

#DWTS

08.10.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a drag queen with red hair is making a funny face and the word okay is behind her . Alt: mama pao (a drag queen), in a red wig, making a funny face and the word okay is in front of her. (her face makes it obvious that it is not, in fact, ok.)

#DWTS

08.10.2025 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok but given some of the other quickstep scores tonight, Elaine oughta get herself a bazillion points.

#DWTS

08.10.2025 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The "pro-life" party

08.10.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm at a CUNY training for Immigration Court observers; about 15 out of 28 participants are Jewish. Don't underestimate us.

07.10.2025 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 165    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

People coming down with Covid all around me. We're in a big wave - protect yourself. Studies show chance of Long Covid/ other damage rises with every infection.

A month after school starts...who knew. And classrooms with no hepafilter units bec govt/schools disallow it. #bcpoli

08.10.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 66    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yeah, that was a good correction from Carrie Ann. (A thing I say way too often lately for my own comfort level.)

#DWTS

08.10.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a close up of a woman 's face with her eyes closed and her hair in a ponytail . Alt: oprah looking into the camera, eyes going back and forth, then throwing her hands up and shrugging as if to say "see"

Derek talks about the port de bras and the breath.

Me:

#DWTS

08.10.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A group of apparent armed agents assemble at the end of a street, as seen from the perspective of a person in inflatable frog costume, their frogโ€™s eyes dominating the foreground. The Ice facility in downtown Portland on Monday. Photograph: Mathieu Lewis-Rolland/AFP/Getty Images

A group of apparent armed agents assemble at the end of a street, as seen from the perspective of a person in inflatable frog costume, their frogโ€™s eyes dominating the foreground. The Ice facility in downtown Portland on Monday. Photograph: Mathieu Lewis-Rolland/AFP/Getty Images

Incredible (via www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...)

08.10.2025 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3651    ๐Ÿ” 789    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42    ๐Ÿ“Œ 104

IDGAF. Give Andy straight 10s across the board every week. He's too enjoyable to watch for us to lose him, and he's actually making great progress. The breath and stretch in those arms!

#DWTS

08.10.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I contain multitudes. I am miserable, yet content in my misery.

08.10.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...I hope you don't make it.

#DWTS

08.10.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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