His next step is throwing paper towels at them #trump #wildfires

We are not ready for this so soon after Helene. Stay safe and warm, friends.

It's bittersweet

Welcome to the sh**show

The universe is doing her best to warn us

Me: Trump has bad policies
MAGA: YoU NeEd MeNtAl HeLp
Me: Elon bought the presidency
MAGA: YoU NeEd MeNtAl HeLp
Me: Trumpers are dumb
MAGA: YoU NeEd MeNtAl HeLp
Me: The sky is blue
MAGA: YoU NeEd MeNtAl HeLp
Me: Water is wet
MAGA: YoU NeEd MeNtAl HeLp

MAGAs hate me more than they love their friends and I'm kinda proud of that but sad for their friends

The DeLorean really let itself go

America after four more years of trump

Say what you will about Biden, he never had to create an alternate social media account to stroke his own, uh, ego

MAGAs are going after Sesame Street. Let that sink in. Grown ass people butthurt over SESAME STREET.

SESAME STREET.

Sometimes I feel bad about arguing with MAGA because it's like I brought a gun to a noodle fight

Proud to be a difficult woman.

I think it says a lot about Republicans that they have to go back 160 years to find something their party did that was decent

Breathing clean air? Thank a Democrat

Drinking clean water? Thank a Democrat

Eating food that won't kill you? Thank a Democrat

Your kids at school instead of working in a factory? Thank a Democrat

Getting poorer while the rich get richer? That's on the Republicans

Happy New Year!

It doesn't matter if Die Hard is a Christmas movie. The true magic of the film is that an LAPD officer learns to kill again.

I am not someone who enjoys being shitty or advocating violence. However, if all your opponent understands is shittiness and violence, well I have to communicate somehow.

Watching the orange tainted shitshow would be extremely entertaining if the future of America and society wasn't at stake.

This is two miles from my home. And I'm not supposed to be worried for my safety smh

Well, here I am! Y'all ready for some fun?