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youtu.be/hTMd90gFJjA?...

Guy is like hey dude I'm 6'1 or 6'2 so you must be like what 6'8? look buddy don't bring me into your lies don't you have a woman to tell this bs to?

My assumption is that you don't distinguish between the different colored bins and just call everything "garbage"

Some of these are fast casual not fast food so you probably just need to re-do the whole list

I also thought there's no way Bye loses his spot to JDM if he keeps playing like he did on Saturday he looked great. Bonetig looked quite comfortable passing the ball forward in a way I haven't seen since Ridgy but he's gonna have to work on his Surman hero-ball if our defense looks like this.

Little drizzle remains but a merciful drying out period on tap. Euro showing a high of 66 (!) next Wednesday before a return to rain

A still satellite image of the blizzard of 2026 in the Northeast United States. This image contains the GeoColor product from the GOES-19 weather satellite from the evening of 2026-02-23.

A view we will not soon forget.

The Blizzard of 2026.

my kingdom for a series of 3-minute match highlights

I believe it was George Carlin who said I am suspicious of anyone who mentions Jesus more than 200 times in a 3 minute conversation

You get the feeling you wouldn't wanna drill down too far into Lassiter's beliefs

This was an early game post but I'll let it go

Joey/Old Trapper Heated Rivalry

NEVER IN DOUBT

Nice call Adam

Zero tactics formation right out of the gate!

Justin 2026 Timbers predictions:

7th in West
First hattie: Kevin Kelsy somehow
Will be like 2024 where defense is the problem
SPOTY: Velde
Snow matches:0

I think if I'm the gaffer I really lean into the squad being young and athletic and you try to just run teams to death. Mid-block hope for the best. Really need reinforcements in the midfield. Attack has a ton of competition, will be very interesting to see how that plays out on and off the pitch

Well it's Timbers-eve I would say I'm not SUPER confident about the squad considering it's basically running it back from last year minus our best d-mid but with quality depth pieces. I do think we're probably better than most pundits give us credit for...the coach tho........

more like POOR

God damn the disrespect

In 401k v Fascism the Supreme Court has ruled 6-3

In honor of the 100 year anniversary of Providence Park the Portland Timbers are pleased to announce the "Keep it 💯 Meal Deal™© which includes:
One (1) Zenner all-beef Dog,
One (1) 16.9oz Modelo can chilled to 61F
One (1) regular sized order of Dippin' Dots (mint chocolate chip only)
For only $100!!

It's the birthday of one of our 104 gang so please enjoy this gif of him yelling at Wondo before a match which resulted in him getting a 1 year ban from on-field events

When I'm drinking wine making dinner and need to quickly reach into the oven

You get your own 720p tv screen in your booth!

I watched the 2021 western conference finals in at Wedgies Sports Bar and Grill in Mesquite where the only other people there were day drunk golfers in their 60s hope this helps.

$35 million in Arts Tax Discovered in Supply Closet - everyone in govt says this is fine because they expect to need it in 10 years.

how's it look on the hill? Need to pretend I live up there.

time to pay my multnomah county taxes which, to the best of my knowledge, just sit on a random table somewhere