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Stan Dalone

@standalone.bsky.social

Progenitor of grip and dip cuisine.

314 Followers  |  134 Following  |  2,898 Posts  |  Joined: 04.06.2023  |  1.706

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Oh man. Perfect meal.

07.08.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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07.08.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yesterday @davidjroth.bsky.social used the phrase β€œtheir brains were defeated by their phones” and i genuinely think we’ve lost like meaningful swaths of some generations to this

07.08.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2701    πŸ” 473    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 16
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As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

05.08.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 18889    πŸ” 4435    πŸ’¬ 248    πŸ“Œ 154

Would be a hell of a distraction from the Epstein story though.

06.08.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aww! πŸ₯Ί

06.08.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thats pharmacy-style.

06.08.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh heaven!

06.08.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Zojirushi

Zojirushi

I have the dang brand recommend for ya!

06.08.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Drugs are ok in moderation!!! ☹️

05.08.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you Pind!!!!!! β™₯️

05.08.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.08.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lots of Mormon followers, I see.

05.08.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Click the fave button if you like to still have a little coffee in your thermos to enjoy in the early afternoon πŸ‘‡πŸΌ

05.08.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Alien 3 is the worst and it’s still great. Get into Alien vs Predator movies next (gotta watch original Predator first though).

05.08.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have always hated AI at my very core so much that an AI eulogy might cause my corpse to reanimate.

05.08.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was just watching this last night! This movie whips fuckin ass!

05.08.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I will give anyone 1,000 to 1 odds that this will never ever happen.

04.08.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Disgusting shit! Fuck you!

04.08.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Skiddeldy bay, buddely yum 🎢

04.08.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is like going to church and throwing a hundred dollar bill into the collection plate and then booing the priest

03.08.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 738    πŸ” 165    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Yeah he was considered to be β€œthe unfunny guy” when we were kids!

03.08.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s funny because mine would be 21st Century Schizoid Man.

03.08.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

New esoteric Sam take just dropped.

03.08.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And how?

02.08.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

doo dah, doo dah

02.08.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 587    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

A little too real for sensitive viewers.

02.08.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Almonds are edible wood.

01.08.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

They should.

31.07.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0