@standalone.bsky.social
Progenitor of grip and dip cuisine.
In Iowa, they say if you donβt like the weather, wait 5 minutes.
18.02.2026 05:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Wearing a hooded sweatshirt in subtropical Florida?
18.02.2026 03:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Read this sentence slowly:
βGov. Gavin Newsom, crypto executives and business leaders are ramping up efforts this week to stop the proposed wealth tax...β
gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/u...
Tell your boss you need to monitor Bluesky during business hours in case Stan posts a banger.
16.02.2026 22:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Gavin cuddling with Don Trump Jrβs ex on a rug that costs more than my house.
Democrats love this guy for some reason.
16.02.2026 22:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bluesky is really good at preventing posts you make while flying down the interstate.
16.02.2026 20:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pretty sure even Rick Santorum did that during one of his presidential runs.
16.02.2026 20:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Rhythm City Casino Resort, Davenport, IA #Florida
16.02.2026 20:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Shit like this makes me google βHillary Clinton ageβ and βaverage lifespan USA femaleβ.
16.02.2026 19:45 β π 14 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0PS: AWWWWWWWWWWW!!! β₯οΈβ₯οΈβ₯οΈ
16.02.2026 19:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Oh I only read the first half of your tweet before I made this:
16.02.2026 19:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0For fun, boy was he good as Major Burns in MASH, too.
16.02.2026 19:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As for me, Iβm going to rewatch Lonesome Dove π β₯οΈ
16.02.2026 19:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Remember when Nancy was whipping votes from her hospital bed in Austria to stop AOC from getting that seat on Oversight?
She's part of the Epstein Class Dem Wing whether you like it or not and Gavin is the perfect encapsulation of everything they stand for.
On this day we salute you, President Davidson π«‘
16.02.2026 18:58 β π 319 π 69 π¬ 7 π 0Helpful context isnβt vandalism.
16.02.2026 17:41 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am definitely asking Joe about hollow earth theory next chance I get.
16.02.2026 16:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It would be funny if Platner lost his election because then he covered up his favorite little Nazi tattoo for nothing.
15.02.2026 22:37 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes where can we meet Iβd like to thank you in person
15.02.2026 19:58 β π 389 π 24 π¬ 14 π 0Haha correct!!
15.02.2026 19:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They donβt have raccoons in Maryland so this is normal.
15.02.2026 17:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0reading about the effects of cutting USAID. i think a painting of elon musk should be hung in public for everyone to see. a painting of elon musk should be put up against a wall and shot with a nice camera
14.02.2026 21:40 β π 2277 π 388 π¬ 35 π 9π€
15.02.2026 01:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Donald Trump has been busy laying out a trail of rose petals that lead to a secluded, private table inside the WH for Melania to find. He has carefully lit 2 candles, & is still wearing an apron while he frantically prepares a special pasta dinner for his beloved wife.
(cc @standalone.bsky.social)
Melania is asked not to enter the dining room yet, but she smells the prosciutto cooking on the skillet and knows Donβs making her favorite carbonara dish, the one that stole her heart so many years ago. She swoons slightly, closes her eyes, and lets the waves of romantic love crash on her shore. πΉ
15.02.2026 01:01 β π 18 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs nice to go to places you havenβt seen in a while for the nostalgia.
14.02.2026 23:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at todayβs ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch π. @maddow.bsky.social
14.02.2026 02:37 β π 23365 π 8202 π¬ 598 π 1353Just want to say: this is the coolest mayor of all time.
14.02.2026 17:33 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I fully support this. Real ID is fucking bullshit.
14.02.2026 17:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You should grub hub a Cubano sandwich from the Davenport Hotel and Casino. It will feel like youβre getting room service in Miami.
14.02.2026 17:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
