Owen! 🪗

Bread and circuses but it’s protein shakes and obsessive hobbies

L i t e r a l l y, it’s an ideology of aesthetics to its core. The appearance of meaning is way more important than actual meaning. They’re relying on people using heuristics and not reasoning through anything.

Salt scooped in my core play group: should I A. Sell my cards and move to rural Wales or B. blind everyone I possibly can?

🚨🔥🚨Strictly better omniscience 🚨🔥🚨
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🔥🐲🫡😎🆒🥹🤩🛠️

You have no beliefs but enriching yourself. I hope you develop the ability to feel shame

Imagine how embarrassing it would be reading about the rise of a fascist state in a history book and seeing a picture of the opposing party holding up signs saying like “this is not good!”

Jesus christ why has no one mario bro’d this guy?? Like seriously he’s going to do so much irreparable harm what are we doing???

LOVE STORY? JOAN WHAT ARE YOU ON??

BITCH WHAT??

😎😎😎😎 (very relieved to not get Chris Pratt)

Clear eyes, full heart, losing constantly

Teeth blurring into lips for big confused grandma energy

Happy birthday!

All the trolley tracks have people tied to them. Every once and a while you get to affect the people per mile density. Importantly, you have a chance of being tied to the tracks.
Yes, try and stop the trolley, yes reduce the density, but also

RUN AS FAR AHEAD AS YOU CAN AND UNTIE PEOPLE

a shrimp with a sloppily photoshopped mitre on its head

may i suggest an alternative pope,, the prawntiff

sonic the hedgehog as portrayed in the sonic the hedgehog movies, looks scared and concerned in front of a big blast of hundred dollar bills. image credit: screenrant

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!

Did you know that if you saved $100,000 a day every day from the birth of Jesus to today, you still wouldn't have 1/5th of Elon Musk's net worth?

Does Elon Musk perform labor that is worth way over $100,000/day for 2000+ years? Or is something seriously wrong here?

Who up plumbing the depths of their Emersonian mind rn??

I can need more than one thing, George

Today I buffed a tear stain off of my glasses with my accordion cleaning microfiber cloth, so at least I’m secure in my uniqueness

Have you ever had a profound moment of vulnerability with someone that was ultimately dismissed and later realize that you were paraphrasing Weird Al’s banana guy character from Adventure Time? Cause I have

Toodleoo is a deeply underrated and underused way to say goodbye.

Karnstructs go bonk

Making tokens by hand like refined and cultured magic player

Chance to do something absolutely hilarious rn

Truly, the arc of history is long and it bends toward justice.

YOU POINT TO ME NOW, YAGER

A good banner image

First test run of Rpg live show I’m workshopping was tonight and here are the big lessons.
75 minutes is so little game time.
Follow the goals follow the goals follow the goals follow the goals. Game warping exploits are maybe fine?
I must kill them.

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