Chlorine

I just wanna drink white claw and read overwatch yuri is that so much to ask

Do you have you ever have do you are in able do want ever have you you ever do

Honestly this has just happened to me randomly once when I was like 18-19. I was just walking to get on the bus to go to class and my back decided FUCK YOU DIE and decided to immediate feel like I was going to snap in half if I moved it at all.

Crocs are always worth it

Brand loyalty is a fun quirk up until it turns into this weird kid not wanting to eat vegetables routine. Getting back into playing music, it is very deeply weird how entrenched some people get about their brand being the only quality one and the rest being overpriced garbage.

I don't like how the current trend of calling everything slop feels, except for AI. Things take work to make, it feels really mean to reduce it down to garbage because it falls into a roughly defined genre.

(Something I'm working on myself) it's actually really cool to not insist on being right all the time. You can be naive and it's actually completely safe to not be on the guard all the time.

Sometimes technically "bad" movies are better because of the vibes

Your friends don't need to always agree on everything! That's what makes interacting with other people fun, you're different people!

Good pie is better than good cake but bad cake is always better than bad pie

Okokok speaking from experience this is the literal way to go. Had some of the best food of my entire life there, fuck slots gimme more kimchi fried rice.

Squidward can't give hand jobs and I think that's tragic

I think it'd be really funny if a completely normal song included "everypony" in a single line and never addressed it

Someone recently asked me if I was drinking cough syrup during our dnd campaign but it was amaretto so like not that far off

Getting bottom surgery just to make hitting it raw feel even more irresponsible

Drake and Josh womb tattoo

No way, you're telling me there's more to a complete life than clout farming and arguing in circles with the same dozen people? Crazy shit.

Dude whatever happens to women after like 35 is straight up magic

Nothing hits like finding AO3 smut that lines up perfectly with the things you talked about in therapy (mommy issues and gender)

"if you take out student loans you should pay them back!!! Forgiveness is evil and dumb, being back debtor's prisons!"

"Lol lmao what if we just don't pay the national debt? What then, idiot? What happens?"

I do not remember posting this nor the bsky remodel but thank you I only speak truths

Just because pride month is over doesn't mean I have to stop loudly wishing that a 40 year old woman would fingerfuck my mouth