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Because life is suffering, according to Siddhartha Gautama? (I feel like it's what he'd say if he was around in the time of sportsball, anyway.)

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

Carlsbad homeowner ordered to remove private gate to public beach, fined $1.4 million John Levy was penalized by state Coastal Commission for a string of Coastal Act violations stretching back years

HAHAHAHAHAHA get fucked you rich asshole

A true winner, @suleikhasnyder.bsky.social

I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet

and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains

forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad

Tumblr post from every-lemon Sep 8 so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff. they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed. I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months."

Follow up tumblr post every-lemon Sep 9 it was a smash hit. a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud. he was home by 6:30am.

dudes rock

A protester outside an ICE detention facility marches through clouds of irritant gas carrying American flags. A sign lying on the pavement by his feet reads “EVERY ICE AGENT WILL BE HELD TO ACCOUNT.”

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

Anyway, I’m really quite done with living in interesting times, thank you.

Ugh. Bullshit.

Have now been asked privately three times what the chisme reasons are/could be. Feeling very incentivized!

Considering learning ASL for nefarious reasons. (Chisme reasons, largely.)

Hi I think there's been some mistake, I specifically asked *not* to live in interesting times

HAPPY. COOOOOOOOWS. 😭

Not something I've tried yet (or know what it is lets be so ffr about my basic mani-pedi routine), buuuuut my nail salon offers it. Imma do a hard pass, now. 2 hours???? In THIS economy???????

An incredibly stylish silver fox of a lady complimented my outfit while I was trotting to an appointment. NGL, I'll be riding this high for at least 72 hours, braggadociously.

Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect.

As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.

What a way to end my work day: arranging for law enforcement to pick up a potato chip bag stuffed with cash.

What is *up* with SEATAC and these wild disruptions. Yikes on tandem fixie bikes.

A gal can hope, right? Rebellions are built on etc....

“I like my milk pasteurized and my bitches empathetic” will be my Real Housewives tagline

YES. YES FOREVER.

I say he lies,
And lies, and lies.

Between the cover art and the title, I am sold. So gorgeous!

Oh wow, new nightmare scenario just dropped. And here's me still needing to take the el to work. Cool. Coolcoolcool.

The Game Industry (derogatory)

If one's heart must be full of anything, why not cheese?

Just saw a headline, "What cheese does to your body," go by. Dunno if the articles was for or against cheese, but I know the answer in my heart.

(There's a second part in the comments.)

Hoooooooooooly moley, this child's athleticism and talent is incredible, though! I hope he has all the good things in life.

Are there ....man places one can go to? Maybe ask the competent lesbians or the competent incredibly old dgaf guys at the Home Depot?