Heather the Witch

They’re too busy trying to poll their way into “the middle.” Whatever the hell that means.

To the hunky pair walking to the #nokings in Chicago wearing pink Trans Rights are Human Rights shirts, you brightened my day in multiple ways.

I’m a smidge over 6’5” tall, my current first officer is a good inch taller than myself. How the hell we both fit in the phone booth that is a 737 cockpit is beyond me. Thank heavens we don’t have the Jumpseat on the cage!

Mt Rainier in Washington state seen from an airplane.

Never get tired of this view.

Northern California never disappoints.

It’s not the need to have an escape plan that scares me, though it does. I hate the idea of it, the upheaval it will bring into my life and the life of my family. What scares me is the thought of what will happen to those that cannot escape and will bear the full brunt of government fueled hate.

So nice to finally be able to open the windows again and let in some fresh air without the risk of cooking in my own home.

I learned how to pronounce it watching endless hours of TV and hearing it being trashed talked in Advil and Aleve commercials.

HOA design guidelines. So many words. So little meaning.

They are so weak they have to resort to silencing you. Do not be quiet… they have no power, and the weak little boy Donald withers when challenged every time

We all know the theme from Cheers “where everybody knows your name” and admittedly it’s got a catchy hook.

But have you listened to the whole song? You can’t help but question the mental state of the writer.

“Ugly bags of mostly water!”

I don’t like it when the dirt starts insulting me.

That’s no space station…

Not sleeping tonight.

Even better when it faces to the northeast and the curtains don’t quite close the gap at the pillar in the corner.

A @pinkwug.bsky.social original.

Little dated but a good reminder.

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DRAG REQUIRED

Don’t you tell me how to dress you stupid airplane!

Have you ever sneezed so hard your toe nails hurt?

“The greater our knowledge increases, the greater our ignorance unfolds.” -JFK

True in 1962, true today.

I’ve also discontinued unstable approaches, stopped the plane before ground collisions, addressed inflight incidents such as electrical fires, and even had passenger medical incidents without the need to tell lengthy stories on the PA.

But I do make sure to say thank you as they walk off the plane.

Having done so twice without informing my passengers, yes.

Replacing Garrison with Saddam as President. Wonderful. And the PSA at the end… *chef’s kiss* #southpark

The reason I keep showing up to work. Even the best photo doesn’t do the beauty of it justice.

I set my alarm for 04:00 and don’t think about the fact it’s 01:00 at home.

The joys of being west coast based doing east coast flying.

A beaver, a walrus, and a cow are judging a dog show where one of the contestants was entered by a mouse.

Yup, that checks.

Don’t forget that most men with nothing would rather protect the possibility of becoming rich than face the reality of being poor.

Burn on, big river, burn on…

Opinion | The Supreme Court’s Blindness to Transgender Reality

In the fight for trans people's health care, we know ourselves best and have the most to lose.

Trans youth deserve to be seen and cared for. We're undeterred in the fight for their freedom.

YouTube video by Jack Molay Love Boat and how they addressed transgender issues back in 1982.

40 years ago, the Love Boat featured a transgender character, and it turns out the character ends up treated better by the media then than a lot of what you see today.

No calls for cancelling the program, no conservative media outcry.

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