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I thought the future would be cooler / 39 / he/they / Ladytron Enthusiast / Blair Witch 2 Apologist / Bury her with bad hair / Husband of @gunslut.bsky.social / ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ & ๐Ÿ’›๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿ’› / ๐Ÿ‰ / https://www.akt.org.uk/donate/ ๐Ÿ“Caerdydd, Cymru ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ

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Latest posts by strictmachine86.bsky.social on Bluesky

Im embaressing

05.12.2025 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You can tell I was on my best work's xmas party behaviour, because I should have shouted:

"TINA, BRING ME THE AXE!" ๐Ÿช“

05.12.2025 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yeh me & my sister's tastes just don't gel

04.12.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But then I would have nothing to complain about!๐Ÿซ 

04.12.2025 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a picture of a dog and the words dissociation intensifies ALT: a picture of a dog and the words dissociation intensifies

Maybe this will end if I throw myself down the stairs.

04.12.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes they areโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿคญ

04.12.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yeah free food too

04.12.2025 12:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a "senior" member of staff, technically "yes"

I don't have a hard out, and the booze is free, so I'm going.

04.12.2025 12:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alright, show off!

04.12.2025 12:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Work xmas party tonight...

04.12.2025 11:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hope is here.

Help us beat Reform in May. Donateย today โคต๏ธ

28.11.2025 07:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2354    ๐Ÿ” 905    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 95    ๐Ÿ“Œ 377
The Pointer Sisters - Dare Me (Official Video)
YouTube video by PointerSistersVEVO The Pointer Sisters - Dare Me (Official Video)

The most important music statistic of 2025 is that I have spent 37.8% of this year with "Dare Me" by The Pointer Sisters stuck in my head.

04.12.2025 09:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I was doing for 3hrs straight and tbh, i was not bored.

03.12.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or go vape in a toilet cubicle ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

03.12.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Guess who's steam cleaning the kitchenโ˜บ๏ธ

03.12.2025 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really pretty!

03.12.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Shocking, I know.

03.12.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No one is asking for it, but of course you're going to fucking get it! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

BEHOLD! HERE ARE MY TOP 10 FAVOURITE RECORDS RELEASED IN 2025, IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER ๐Ÿ’–๐ŸŽถ

#NowPlaying #NewMusic #BestOf2025

03.12.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

This country is a fucking embarrassment ๐Ÿ˜’

03.12.2025 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Womenโ€™s Institute will no longer accept trans women as members from April Exclusive: CEO says decision taken with โ€˜utmost regret and sadnessโ€™ after supreme court ruling on definition of a woman

Trans women has been welcomed at the Women's Institute since the 1970s and one member is in her 80's and has been a member for decades. This is pure bigotry pushed by legal threats backed monetarily by JK Rowling.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

03.12.2025 11:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2248    ๐Ÿ” 699    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 62

Not gonna lie lads, itโ€™s fucking bleak over here.

Trans people canโ€™t fight this on their own, cis women need to start leaving and boycotting these organisations that exclude trans women.

I go where my trans partner goes, if she canโ€™t go I donโ€™t go. We all have to do this.

03.12.2025 11:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 462    ๐Ÿ” 179    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

That looks...... incredible!๐Ÿ˜

01.12.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My faves are Anywhere and Not So Manic Now. Disgraceful is a great album, and their last album, "Two", was excellent too.

I got into Dubstar because I loved Sarah in Client!

01.12.2025 08:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw them once, back in 2023, and it was brilliant. I know they have been working on a new album, but you're right about touring... I think that's over now Clem has gone.

01.12.2025 08:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Long Time is one of their finest singles.

30.11.2025 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agreed!!

30.11.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish I had this much time & enthusiasm

30.11.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YES!! I loved High Fidelity!

30.11.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mark Kermode reviews Pillion
YouTube video by Kermode and Mayo's Take Mark Kermode reviews Pillion

Mr K sums it up very very well in his review (Warning: spoilers).

30.11.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

4.5 out of 5... It's being mis-sold a bit in the press (it's a realist indie dramedy, not a sexy rom-com) but it's thoroughly engaging, thought-provoking, moving, and hot!

30.11.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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