Matt 🏳️‍🌈

TV and sleepy cuddles with my boy!

My algorithm is alarmingly accurate sometimes. I only seem to need to think about something and all of a sudden I’m getting pushed products for that thing… (should clarify I’m not itchy either 🤣)

Are you sure?! 🤣

a little boy is standing in the grass holding a hose .. ALT: a little boy is standing in the grass holding a hose ..

Morning all, yet another week begins

Oh my

I need to find a job where I can work 4 days a week for the same money. I’m beginning to hate 2 day weekends, I need an extra day 😭

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Bugger, can’t sleep

One of the greatest tv soundtracks of all time, fight me #doctorwho

Just coz #lgbtq

Sometimes I’m maudlin, melancholy and a bit self absorbed. I can be distant, aloof and seem distracted. But for those that accept my flaws, I will fight for your right to be you. If you’d can’t help me through my worst I won’t be able to reciprocate

I can only assume who…

Friday drinks!

This was traumatic, I was entertained and freaked out in equal measure

I am as frazzled as my hair looks, is it Friday yet? 😭🫩😭🫩

Jess Glynne calls White House deportation video with Jet2 ad song 'sick' The post was captioned:

This is disgusting

Tempted to go see Fantastic Four again just to see Mr Quinn in those tight little T-shirts a bit more!

Happy Birthday 🥳 🎉

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Games that released the year I was born

This was difficult because I’m so old 🤣

The Sausage & Cider fest was actually fun (unimpressed faces were the awful Killers tribute, love a bit of Barrioke)

Happy Birthday Mr 😉

I feel you

I mean they’re not wrong, trainers socks and T-shirt. But my pants are Calvin Klein… 🤷🏻‍♂️

Just saw some friends at the train station who thought I was going to see Oasis at Wembley because “you’re head to toe in adidas” 🤦🏻‍♂️ I wish I was… 😭😭

Going to a Sausage & Cider fest! Plenty of protein about, and had a carby breakfast

Only one gin last night, I was a good boy. Although today the drink starts flowing at 2pm. Check back tomorrow 🤣

Yes please 🙏