🌿 Allie ⚜️

Think I’m gonna delete this app for a time and practice touching the grass

I have dumped two (2) piping hot cups of coffee onto myself today. That is not where that goes…

Are u mocking me?

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I do not wanna drag my ass to Ace hardware but I need a lot of shit to knock these projects out .-. Bweh

I just love putting stuff in my mouth

I was made to feel the cold air on my skin and listen to the rain drops hitting the ground. I am home

Sometimes I have people treat me like I am *NOT* normal and I can internalize that so I feel the need to reaffirm that I am normal!!!

I AM SO FUCKING NORMAL DUDE

Haha :) yeah you are!

Corn hole*

The other day Demi and I walked past the cot home set infront of my building and she threatened to smoke me, so I sunk every single bag first try and then we left

Impure thoughts again

They should invent a me that can sleep in

Mhm

Me toooooooooo

I wrote “women” and went back and swapped it for females then laughed to myself. The fact that this was acknowledged brings me joy

Hello Jorah!

Romanticism

Both but it’s actually a third more sinister thing

Bweh :P

I’m gonna take a cute girl on a date ezpz

I need a fucking cigarette

I do now want to wear a beanie and grow a mustache and talk over females though

I’ve listened to exactly 3 songs by them before today but hold up

Whoa wait is Radiohead really good?

We could perhaps hop in puddles and maybe see a worm or toad or two

It is! Being manifested by your belief in it and by my posting! Allie is more of an idea that lives between these words and the individuals that read them

Are u gonna put on your galoshes that u have?

Collectively Manifesting Allie, like to charge reskeet to cast

Allie wearing her boots

I keep them MF thangs on me!