Benjamin Franklin 4 REAL

I still want them to go back to their classic all-cheese helms and hauberks. With modern refrigeration, they won't all perish from listeria now.

Corpulent, extremist neckbeards nationwide are watching this on their phones and mumbling, "fukk yeah warriors" before cramming another hogshead of Cheetos Xxtra Flamin' Hot into their faces.

Republicans have heard the criticism that they are an obstructionist party that is only against things, never for.

Methinks they've finally found their platform!

At long last, the Grand Ol' Pedophiles have finally gone full mask off.

Ahh yes, "War is Peace".

In the 1880's, I tested the Infinite Monkey theorem with a troop of one hundred Chacma baboons. When one of them wrote that and then showed it to his fellows, they all beat him to death with their typewriters.

If you don't like to peruse 600 lb gourds in person, you are missing out on one of life's great joys.

Hegseth says Wounded Knee soldiers will keep their Medals of Honor Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has announced that he has decided that the 19 soldiers who received the Medal of Honor for their actions in 1890 at Wounded Knee will keep their awards.

Hegseth also announced a slew of shiny new medals for all US soldiers involved in the My Lai massacre and for the torture artisans of Abu Ghraib.

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Ahh, I remember well the classic Confederate tactic of the bugles calling "Charge" and then they all vamoose in the opposite direction.

US ready to support Argentina as needed, Bessent says The United States stands ready to do what is needed to support Argentina and is currently in negotiations for a $20 billion swap line with the country's central bank, U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said on Wednesday in a post on X.

If every single American citizen doesn't quickly receive 200 lbs of mouthwatering, grass-fed Agentine beef in this "deal", things are going to get ugly fast.

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According to young master Miller, "not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin" incites violence and terrorism against the Big Bad Wolf.

"...was rooted in neck-deep, aggressively stupid and unhinged diarrhea."

You're going full fascist state press again, Politico. We've chatted about this more than once. 😡

One of the most important functions of DACOWITS is to address rampant sexual harassment and assault in our military.

Which would seem to be why our blackguardly, domestic abusing brute of a Defense Secretary has just scragged it.

Trials? Instead we will likely get the Dr. Pepper & Taco Bell "Freedom Conversations w/ the Supreme Court" two hr special, hosted by Steve Bannon, Snoop Dogg and broadcast exclusively on CBS and Sinclair stations.

Au contraire, good sir. I saw Haydn's "Surprise Symphony" in London in '92 and he hit us with a legitimate brown note at the top of the second movement.

After cuts to food stamps, Trump administration ends government's annual report on hunger in America The Trump administration is ending the federal government's annual report on hunger in America, saying it had become "overly politicized" and "rife with inaccuracies."

"Let them eat Hate" - The GOP

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This is delightful and you have my thanks, but why all the lightning 🥵🥵🥵

Trump aide Homan accepted $50,000 in bribery sting operation, sources say In the alleged scheme, Tom Homan promised immigration-related government contracts when he joined the Trump administration in exchange for the money.

Stop the press, this is a massive story that questions the morals and integrity of one of America's foremost White Supremacists.

What if someone were to bribe Tom Homan NOT to disappear and torture American citizens??

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Russian State TV Floats Theory Trump Planned Charlie Kirk's Killing, with a typical dumb pic of Trump under it

Diabolical! We'll soon be seeing this word for word on the hard right outlets like Newsmax, One America, etc and the right-wing influencers that Russia pays to amplify their nonsense.

It's a lovely portrait, but as you can see by my nonplussed visage, Duplessis wouldn't let me take my needed snuff breaks during the sitting.

Trump targets antifa movement as 'terrorist organization' U.S. President Donald Trump on Wednesday signaled new action against left-wing groups following the assassination of right-wing political activist Charlie Kirk, targeting the anti-fascist antifa movement as a "terrorist organization."

This is a closely guarded state secret, but I myself am a WWII veteran. I was undercover in a French brothel honeypotting secrets from the Jerries.

The 16 million Americans who defeated fascism and the horrors it created are apparently terrorists now. I am aghast.

www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

In light of Vance's unhinged and fantastical comments that liberals commit more political violence, I repost this photo, wherein Mike Pence watches (on his daughter's phone) video of Trump praising the J6 rioters who wanted to hang the VP.

And the daughter is WICKED pissed.

My old, cantankerous nag Catherine's Bane, wherever he may be now, is smiling and breaking thunderous wind at this development.

A Mother's grief knows no bounds. 😥

In 1801 I tragically injured an orca calf while attempting to examine it, and the mother carried me on her nose for 3 weeks. She later disgustedly dumped me into a herd of elephant seals on Macquarie Island.

It's slightly embarrassing for Greg Abbott that he posted his White Supremacy stroke materials online for everyone to see.

From the Damnthatsinteresting community on Reddit: Boaters capture footage of an erupting Mount Stromboli. Explore this post and more from the Damnthatsinteresting community

Jaw dropping!

It both reminds me of Cotopaxi in 1748 that I witnessed in flagrante delicto, and of the consequences from the last ever stromboli I ate at Ralph's in Philly.

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Mass Shooting Factsheet | Rockefeller Institute of Government Mass Shooting Factsheet High-level details about mass shootings from 1966 to today Last updated: September 8, 2025 502 Number of Shootings 1,714 Total Fatalities 4,371 Total Victims Definition A mass ...

White Supremacist Reaganites in the 1980's used to theorize that inner city ghettos would spawn a "predator class", and society would never be safe again.

Frustrated at a lack of results, they went ahead and parented their own generation of predators and sociopaths.

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'Pray to God': How Republican rhetoric changed after Tyler Robinson was identified Conservative leaders who initially rushed to blame “radical left” ideology in right‑wing activist Charlie Kirk’s killing have somewhat softened their tone since the suspect, 22‑year‑old Tyler Robinson...

So, violent White Supremacist hyena gets eaten by another violent White Supremacist hyena, and the White Supremacist culture that spawned them both soils their breeches and shrieks to their God, "How could others do this to us???"

www.alternet.org/charlie-kirk...

JUST IN: NPR takes feckless, cowardly inaction against truth and journalism to boost authoritarianism in the US

Per the graphic, it appears a 5 alarm diaper fire has broken out on the posterior of our national Imperial Wizard.

Counterpoint - I love the smell of Revolution in the morning.

Also, it looks like a 5 alarm diaper fire has broken out on the posterior of our national Imperial Wizard.