Spectrox Celery

First album I remember buying rather than being bought by someone else. HMV I think.

This is every bloke. Myself included.

Most likely. Boat arrivals tend to be fairly seasonal.

Hey I know him

Mountbatten is dead. He was blown up. What do you want to do? Dig him up like Formosus?

I tend to eat veggie if we're eating together because I cba cooking two things, but meat if it's just me

Do stuff with them. Pints, gigs, films. Go on holiday with them.

I don't understand this nonsense. My wife is vegetarian, I'm not. It causes zero issues.

Im confused. Why did you claim to be vegan if she wasn't?

Ah yes, the famously excellent Egyptian wine.

I thankfully don't know many Americans

Hardly Oceans 11 was it? Driving up a cherry picker and smashing a window?

Why lie? Why not just have a "no tablet after 7" rule?

The Mandela Effect is stupid. I've never encountered anyone who believed or remembered him dying in prison.

It got a big laugh from my mother in law yesterday

You seen that episode of Frasier as well?

"I know thee not, old man. Fall to thy prayers"

Kind Hearts and Epstein's Jets

Kind Hearts and Epstein's Jets

You come at the King, you better not miss.

Sure, but it wasn't as good as Tarkovsky's version, was it?

I agree. I read a lot but I purchase books at a faster rate than I read them.

The parents whose kids act like that don't give a shit

Terrible Movies I like Anyway

*some* being the key word here. I think I know better which kids at my school were stupid and dickheads than you, random internet stranger. Simon, who got hit by cars four times while walking to school was stupid. Ashley who brought a gun to school and robbed a post office, was stupid.

I dont know any tradies that are stupid. The thick kids at my school are all either on benefits or working in supermarkets.

The police were able to identity one of the perpetrators on our street from Blink doorbell footage, so they're slightly better.

Or we've had 5 car thefts on our street in the last 2 years.