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Wokerati. Confirmed Blobbite. Member of the anti-growth coalition (allegedly). Occasional tofu muncher. Twitter refugee. Interested in your woke sandwich filling. #nickcaveandthebadseeds #pafc

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They looked pissed off.

25.02.2026 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Greater Lincolnshire to cut ESOL from 2027, mayor confirms Greater Lincolnshire’s mayor will press ahead with plans to scrap publicly funded ESOL courses, despite consultation responses opposing the move.

Reform: How dare people call us racist, we just want people to integrate.

Also Reform: Let's actively cut the mechanisms which make it easier for people to integrate.

Cutting ESOL courses is a bloody stupid, and racist, idea when we should be increasing them.

feweek.co.uk/greater-linc...

19.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 122    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Not just β€˜some cunt’ - β€˜the Cunt’.

22.02.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OK, how about this as a compromise?

The BBC can continue giving Goodwin a regular seat on the Question Time panel but only if they introduce him as β€˜the cunt, Matt Goodwin’ and β€˜Cunt’ appears under his name whenever he’s captioned rather than any other affiliation or description.

02.11.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe guy did a great job for a competitive rate. I’m really pleased with it”

22.02.2026 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2144    πŸ” 380    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 3
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I'm so bored with these 'click bait provacateurs'. I'm just taking the line now that you're either writing this crap because someone has your family at gunpoint, or you're a paedophile. These were the same poo-spoons that were 'outraged' over Savile, remember.

22.02.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When Ali Miraj comes on the radio it’s time for a second sleep.

21.02.2026 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A commemorative plate with Andrew after his arrest on it.

A commemorative plate with Andrew after his arrest on it.

The very latest in Royal China. #Andrew

20.02.2026 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

Glad I’m not him. Poor but happy. Blimey. Simple life is so much easier.

20.02.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Andrew has been arrested because nobody likes him, at any level of society and establishment, and nobody is incentivized to protect him. Don't believe for one second this a demonstration of a moral quality inherent in our apparatus. He's facing the consequences of being an absolute c*nt

19.02.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 419    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
Different paths. Different countries.

Scotland is pro-European.
England an American vassal state.

Different paths. Different countries. Scotland is pro-European. England an American vassal state.

Different paths, different countries.

Scotland is pro-European.
England is an American vassal state.

18.02.2026 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Brexit’s slow‑burn hit to the UK economy The UK is once again debating why its economy has grown slowly since the mid‑2010s. This column examines the impact of the decision to leave the European Union in 2016. Using almost a decade of data s...

New data shows #Brexit has lowered UK GDP by 6-8% over the past decade. Investment down 12-18%, employment down 3-4%. It's even worse than economists had predicted pre-referendum, because they thought there would be a bounce-back long term. "Economists were roughly right on the

18.02.2026 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 195    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 34

Airstrip One.

18.02.2026 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're already in decline. Peaked September last year.

17.02.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry was only meaning to agree and indicate the month I'd seen the curve start the decline on the graph.

17.02.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump?

17.02.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bloody Beaker folk?

13.02.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"What's wrong with just cupping water in your hands and licking it up like a cat" ~ Jim Radcliffe #bbcqt

12.02.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jim Ratcliffe looks like I'd have to start breathing through my mouth if he sat next to me on the bus.

11.02.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Superb. Just brilliant. We all wish we could write like that.

11.02.2026 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

11.02.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5331    πŸ” 1827    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 322

Blue Labour is all very clever and everything but it makes no sense from an electoral strategy perspective. Glasman is an egotistical idiot I concluded. Smug in his intellectualism.

10.02.2026 08:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nicely done. Tweet of the day already.

10.02.2026 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Anas Sarwar leading Labour MPs in a mass rebellion against the PM.

10.02.2026 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

What a total idiot?!

09.02.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who knows? And yes. Idiot. Timing was mad.

09.02.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sarwar fired his shot, missed, and is going to have to resign himself now πŸ˜‚

09.02.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And all round wrong’n.

09.02.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most in Scotland are absolutely right. He now looks like a terrible opportunist and a hypocrite with no integrity.

09.02.2026 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a twat?! He’s really made a fool of himself here and shown himself to have zero integrity. He’ll regret this.

09.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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