@glennyrodge.bsky.social
I like to wear flares and do the jokes. Bit of a woke prick. He/him.
I saw a curried ghost last night. Went straight through me.
31.10.2025 18:27 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Just threw a ghost boomerang. That’s gonna come back to haunt me.
31.10.2025 18:26 — 👍 18 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0Just punched a ghost escaping from a man’s face but it turns out he was vaping
16.12.2023 11:13 — 👍 504 🔁 88 💬 13 📌 2I’ve just invested my entire fortune in pumpkins. It’s ok, because their price has been soaring lately and I’ll probably double my money within a week.
31.10.2025 18:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An adult male and a small child standing outside someone’s door. The man is dressed in a Jack Daniel’s bottle costume and the kid is a box of Marlboro.
"dad, why can't I just be a monster for halloween?"
"shut up, this is brilliant”
Yes, I know there are several north-east accents but what she did wasn't one of them. Jubble jeopardy, ffs.
31.10.2025 18:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She was worried about the role because she couldn’t impersonate a posh person very well but they said it was ok because she couldn’t do a north-east accent either.
31.10.2025 18:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tbf, that man in the bath talking to his wife about cheap and easy cremations from that advert would make for a great his-and-hers Halloween costume.
31.10.2025 18:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BREAKING: Rumours are beginning to circulate that The Duke of York is to form a breakaway royal family with Prince Harry, Burger King and duchess potatoes.
30.10.2025 20:16 — 👍 48 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 2Sheridan Smith is gonna play Prince Andrew in an ITV drama about him.
31.10.2025 17:55 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Following Prince Andrew’s titles being removed, Prince Edward becomes the Duke Of York. Basically, it all shifts up one. For instance, I’m now my next door neighbour, Pauline Cathcart.
30.10.2025 20:12 — 👍 456 🔁 85 💬 20 📌 2halloween should be cancelled because nothing could be as scary as the real world right now
31.10.2025 15:34 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Hey, if you're planning on dressing up as an ICE agent for Halloween because scaring vulnerable people is funny to you, there is still time for you to change your mind about the worst fucking idea you've ever had.
31.10.2025 15:13 — 👍 146 🔁 36 💬 3 📌 2If the King is angry with Andrew, wait til he hears about his older brother; he was mates with Jimmy Saville.
31.10.2025 09:05 — 👍 21 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
Photos of Trump, Jenrick, Badenoch and Farage.
Happy Halloween
31.10.2025 12:41 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands
RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-greets-trick-or-treaters-with-big-bowl-of-ape-glands/
31.10.2025 15:01 — 👍 2013 🔁 349 💬 36 📌 13Growing up, Jesus’ friends were John the Baptist, Jewish Tony, Jonathan the Proddy and Parents are Hippies Alan.
31.10.2025 15:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0everyone forgets the true meaning of Halloween when Jesus and John the Baptist dressed up in tat that wasn’t the least bit scary and then went ‘round Nazareth begging for food and money and egged the huts and chariots of anyone that didn’t comply, the little sods, I blame their parents
31.10.2025 15:02 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Little dog with big hipster beard
Makes his own kimchi and likes the warm sound you only get with vinyl.
29.10.2025 19:42 — 👍 876 🔁 188 💬 45 📌 55I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
31.10.2025 08:19 — 👍 9725 🔁 4167 💬 440 📌 818Peed on my mum. On Christmas day. I shall not be taking questions.
31.10.2025 13:35 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh, what’s that, that sounds nice
31.10.2025 13:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A drawing of ET waving at us on the cardboard packaging for a 1980s product called "E.T. Punch Balls" As this is a repost of a Feb 2023 tweet of mine, found here https://x.com/DemonTomatoDave/status/1623464715077795840?s=19 , I have taken this photo from the No Context E.T. account who posted it there, and who originally I retweeted.
Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it
10.09.2025 14:20 — 👍 3911 🔁 1311 💬 60 📌 55I mean, the first two are just days, not holidays
31.10.2025 13:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Worst holidays in the UK
1) Guy Fawkes
2) Halloween
3) National Soil Yourself Day
Ah, I like your thinking.
31.10.2025 13:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ground them.
31.10.2025 13:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They are cool but Halloween is still awful.
31.10.2025 13:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0breaking news. people are stupid.
bsky.app/profile/dann...
It’s awful.
31.10.2025 12:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
