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Dale!!!

Oleg told me he had never heard of daddy Yankee in his life and I’m not like a fan but this didn’t feel possible to me so I said yes you do!! And played him Gasolina and Rompe and he really hasn’t heard of daddy Yankee

I would like to recommend finally snaking your shower drain, it is worth it

I want a king cake and I want a giant cup of sonic limeade

It’s pretty good so far, have you guys heard of this game?

Oleg is making me play breath of the wild bc he sees its influence in all the other games I play and this is exactly like the time my English teacher gave me a Bob Dylan cd

I want a king cake so bad

This is also why I can’t chew gum, if I think about anything else for half a second I forget not to swallow it

I put a thing of wintergreen life savers on my desk at work and I keep reflexively eating them but I inevitably end up getting distracted and crunching them up instead of sucking and idk they’re not actually that good when you eat them like that but I can’t stop

Two things can be true. That's the first one. You're gonna want to choose the second wisely. Actually, hold up. Now up to thr... aww dammit.

But do the emojis even have scanners, what will they do with ocr?

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I know exactly where the coldest part of the refrigerator is bc that’s where I put my diet cokes

What do whale royalty call their group of children?

An heirpod

I love waiting to open presents and sometimes I feel bad bc I hope people don’t think that I’m not excited to open it! Literally I’m SO excited that I want to feel excited to open it longer

Make new fish but keep the old

When you’re feeling bad and someone says you look bad and you’re like a little bit validated and a little bit like …Hey!

I’m the type of tall where you’re not actually that tall but you were always tall for your age so like… yeah I’m pretty tall

Don’t forget that it’s also about the ways in which

science is about what the case is

I hate when you have a headache and a tummy ache and you have to go home but it’s only January and what if you get even sicker and need to go home even more and suddenly everyone thinks you’re either a malingerer or Typhoid Mary

oh this should be taught in all methodology classes!!!!!

Why is everyone always trying to FOIL my plans I am not two binomials

Being kind to myself and not leaving comments correcting relatively harmless misinformation on TikTok about how language works to protect my peace

Thinking about how i got dinner near the venue before an of montreal concert and i was profiling diners as to whether they were also going to the of montreal concert and i was like "THAT person's definitely going" and then i got a closer look at that person and it was kevin barnes (of of montreal)

Metazooa Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!

Are y’all playing metazooa.com

People keep asking me what they should watch on tv and I say “Detroiters!” And then they ask me again but they haven’t watched Detroiters yet so I say “Detroiters!” And then later they ask me again but they still haven’t watched Detroiters yet

The Cartesian plane has “think” on one axis and “am” on the other

Anytime I have to start something over in real life I call it a rogue-like

I know this doesn’t make sense but every time I picture someone getting a sleep study I picture a two way mirror and multiple people in scrubs like literally actively watching you sleep in real time