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Obviously you're not allowed to talk smack about #KingTrump.

Taking a piss on the King is treason and makes you antifa, which makes you a terrorist.

And treason = the Death Penalty.

Tis the Final Solution to the Democrat Problem. Execute the Democrats, no more problems.

#facetious

If #KingTrump wants to go golfing, that is his right as king.

He isn't spending $300 million on his new throne room/ballroom for nothing.

+ Kristi Noem deserves those jets for murdering those puppies. The puppies were clearly undocumented immigrants and violent, so they needed to be executed.

Stop calling it a ballroom.

It is a throne room for #KingTrump.

And the King can spend whatever he wants on his throne room, he is the King after all.

Sadly, people will think I am being sincere instead of facetious. So I need to be clear, I am definitely being facetious.

It is a blog dedicated to helping to promote indie fantasy books for free.

It is volunteer.

Good Morning!

Making an alphabetical list of indie fantasy books...

Still need to find books that start with:

Q
X
Z

Preferably books by indie authors who need more reviews and ratings.

#fantasybooks

I have a dragon outfit I used to put my boys in when they were little. Worth every penny.

You should submit your fantasy books to Arcane Tomes . Org

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You should submit your fantasy books to Arcane Tomes . Org

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You should submit your fantasy books to Arcane Tomes . Org

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You should submit your favourites to Arcane Tomes . Org

Nice!

We will have to add their books to Arcane Tomes . Org

I feel like America should take non-orange politicians more seriously, especially those who don't wear diapers or dress like a clown.

Covfefe, you are right!

"Journey to the Water" by Madeline Crane Online Fantasy Bookstore and Bookshop for Indie Fantasy Books

I was very tempted to buy both of your books. The descriptions certainly peaked my interest.

But alas, on a tight budget.

I have posted on Arcane Tomes about your books at:

www.arcanetomes.org/2025/10/jour...

If you can, please try to help advertise that page so that more people see it.

"Journey to the Water" by Madeline Crane Online Fantasy Bookstore and Bookshop for Indie Fantasy Books

I was very tempted to buy both of your books. The descriptions certainly peaked my interest.

But alas, on a tight budget.

I have posted on Arcane Tomes about your books at:

www.arcanetomes.org/2025/10/jour...

If you can, please try to help advertise that page so that more people see it.

Arg...

Why is it so hard to find an indie fantasy book that starts with Z???

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Does your novel start with Z???

I am making an alphabetical list of indie fantasy books...

I need a Z book.

"Every Breath You Take" accurately describes the feeling of parents when they have a newborn baby.

How many reviews and ratings do you have thus far?

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Making an alphabetical list of indie fantasy books...

Still need to find books that start with:

J
L
M
Q
X
Z

Preferably books by indie authors who need more reviews and ratings.

#fantasybooks

I want to see a live action version of Max and Moritz, where they prank the miller, but he catches them, grinds them down into chicken feed, and feeds them to his chickens.

And then the chickens have the same hair styles as Max and Moritz, symbolizing their reincarnation.

Finally!

#fantasybook

Trumpites: "We're not Nazis! We're Patriots. We just want to Make America Great Again."

The Rest of Us: "Like during WW2, when we killed Nazis?"

Trumpites: "Uh, no... More like during the Civil War."

The Rest of Us: "When slavery was legal in the south?

"Uh... We're not Nazis! We're Patriots. ~"

Elon hates Hydrogen cars because they have more range and can be filled up in a similar way to a gasoline internal combustion car.

And that's where the word blow*** came from...

My favourite is Song of Solomon 4:16, the one about BJs.

That stuff is hysterical when you explain to Christians that the Bible supports oral.

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Ah yes, that's my favourite book in the Bible.

Especially Song of Solomon 4:16, the one about BJs.

That stuff is hysterical when you explain to Christians that the Bible supports oral.

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Ah yes, that's my favourite.

Especially Song of Solomon 4:16, the one about BJs.

That stuff is hysterical when you explain to Christians that the Bible supports oral.

We can offer a small stipend. Our budget is tiny.

Protests never accomplish anything.

The opposing side doesn't care. Protestors just give them the opportunity to let the police commit some police brutality.

I went to the G20 protests many years ago as a Medic, to treat people getting beat up the police. The protestors accomplished NOTHING.