Andy Boyle

all hail diner grill

Inside Diner Grill, The Tiny Eatery That's Kept Stragglers Fed For 88 Years The 12-seat restaurant — a favorite of late-night diners and off-shift workers — has held strong in North Center as the city's oldest 24-hour diner. We spent 24 hours with the people keeping it afloat...

one of the most important pieces of chicago journalism I've seen in some time

this daylight has yet to save me, what the fuck man

like literally the map you have shared says “Location within the city of Chicago” my friend in posting, the very evidence you’ve shown to make your argument defeats the argument. this is like me sharing a photo of a hot dog that says “hot dog” beneath it and I go “this is a hamburger”

broke my rule and told a guy he was wrong about something online. to be fair he’s being real fuckin stupid about it and his job is to seem reasoned and smart

“judgment call” my good dude are you just choosing to redefine the political boundaries of a city because you’re factually wrong? like maybe recuse yourself from any further judgments around clearly defined and litigated boundaries

would like to congratulate my friend who saw this and texted me the scene from THE BIG LEBOWSKI where Mr. Lebowski says "strong men also cry" lol

A beefy, muscular bald man, who is handsome and tall, takes a gym selfie. He has on a sweaty gray tank top and lighter gray sweatpants rolled up. He probably looks better than he thinks he looks.

not sharing a lot of gym selfies lately due to mental health distress and general self hatred but today I am beating it and like how I look. anywho be good to yourselves

can’t imagine why it went out of business

not kidding I did a double take because I thought this was a photo of ryan gosling

wow none of you have an answer? did none of you deliver the gall dang paper. thought some of you were true hustlers

“andy uh where did this thought come from?” buddy I wish I knew

was the paper boy delivering afternoon editions? otherwise what middle schooler is getting up at like 5am to deliver newspapers.

means boy

The “Person who wants a political party to lose describes what that political party must do to win” genre of article is just incredibly insulting to everyone’s intelligence yet it will persist until the end of time

you can kind of do this already. they call it Going To The Movies With Your Buds But Getting There Early

I would like to fast forward to getting to sit around every morning with coffee and shoot the shit with the same general group of people and talk about the day and our lives and go “oh here’s trouble” to whomever is the last to arrive. doesn’t that sound nice

A handsome, bald man with a beard (who is tall) has a green guitar pick in his mouth and a Fender Telecaster in his hands. Two other men hold or are preparing to play instruments. The walls are white and a drum set is in a corner.

okay time to rock

did you know sometimes good things can happen to you, personally

lmao bears

nothing else this can mean

A stupid and ugly dumbass car drove by only losers, also called a cyber baby truck, with a weird shitty design that says THE EDGE CONST

the edge constipation

I woke up great and had no issues whatsoever because of the time. maybe y’all need to adopt a growth mindset

I will not, as discussed before, read another single story that is clutching pearls about people's reproductive choices. But every time I see one, I'll remind you that there is no economic problem that cannot be solved with immigration and/or taxing wealth hoarders.

not going to share a photo of the bathroom but just assume what a torture dungeon’s murder toilet looks like and you get the picture

A handsome, bald man with a beard (who is tall) has a green guitar pick in his mouth and a Fender Telecaster in his hands. Two other men hold or are preparing to play instruments. The walls are white and a drum set is in a corner.

okay time to rock

A creepy industrial looking space with an old standup piano, no natural light, concrete floors, grey walls.

A creepy hallway with no natural light, gray walls, concrete floor, industrial doors with stickers.

can you tell frank lloyd wright designed this building

A heavily industrial looking room with a long hallway, concrete floors, old piano and service elevator. No natural light anywhere.

am I at band practice or am I about to be murdered. watch this space

my sleep tracker should’ve given me credit for the extra hour of sleep. this is bullshit I deserve this

yet again I’m proven right