Andy Boyle

read a book recently about the making of THE WILD BUNCH and it’s a lot of stories about dudes talking shit and getting punched for it and then becoming somewhat better dudes and then they made a great movie together so who’s to say if violence is bad

I dunno if you have to end every ad for your product with ADDICTION TO THIS PRODUCT IS SERIOUS HERE IS A NUMBER TO CALL DUE TO THE DESTRUCTIVE NATURE OF THIS PRODUCT maybe it shouldn’t be advertised on TV or allowed

violence is wrong etc but also sometimes getting decked can positively push someone toward being a better person than their natural inclination. (source: been decked for talking that shit)

and how they talk to reporters these days. the astounding disrespect. man you do that in my hometown you’re losing teeth

very weird to see elected people post such vile shit that if you talked like that in a bar you’d get hit with a pool cue

as the descendent of northern irish catholics I’m shocked to learn of this

okay sorry to see none of you also took trig (nerds)

I was like wtf how am I in trouble for showing restraint for the first time in my life, sorry that I remain unpredictable

when we learned about SAS another student raised his hand and said “so it’s the ass theorem?” and the teacher looked at ME, sighed, went into the neighboring classroom, came back and said she bet with the other teacher I’d be the one who made the joke and also said “and now that joke is done”

anyone else who took trigonometry remember when the teacher desperately tried to get you to all call it the side angle side (SAS) theorem and not the substantially better angle side side (ASS) theorem

allegedly (I choose to believe this) due to some mysteriously dead british soldiers in northern ireland a catholic who believed in a free ireland had to get the fuck outta dodge and was supposed to go to australia but overslept and hopped on a boat to america instead

your first draft isn't perfect? what? that's weird. i've never heard of that happening before. maybe you should give up

actual lol

A tall, handsome man with glasses, who is bald (like I said, handsome), wears a tank top and sweatpants in a gym weight room. He has a beard and is taking a mirror selfie.

read 100 pages, signed a publishing contract, wrote 1300 words, ran and lifted weights, worked a bit and it’s not even lunchtime yet. someone’s adhd medicine is working today

this weekend i visited a beloved local cafe/record store and they had a bathroom labeled "Gay Bathroom". when we complimented the sign the barista said sometimes shitty people ask if there's a different bathroom they can use, so they have a second one in the other room labeled "Super Gay Bathroom"

Downtown Chicago skyline with ice flows (flows?) in the Chicago River. Overcast day with beautiful buildings around it.

can I get a hell yeah

proof of the hotness but also? I am an Artist

A screenshot of Florence Pugh and a post that says “Florence pew: a thread” and then Blue text: Hey quick question Is it pronounced like fuckin pew and not Puhh Grey text: yes I’m sorry this is so important Have you been saying Florence Puhh Blue text: I don’t need to answer your bullshit interrogation questions

I demand a lawyer. I have rights

also: modest

dang, a hit post. this is a good reminder that in addition to being very funny, I am also incredibly good looking. thank you

CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called?

ME: Dominos.

CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?

ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.

CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?

ME: Now hang on a second,

Y'all know what to do.

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Electronic billboard contains a fragment of an old Intel boot screen.

the theater is screening DOS Boot

hey remember when the bears almost went to the super bowl? that was good shit.

almost commented “are you fucking high or just this stupid normally” on a linkedin post. probably not the right vibe

asking for an edit button is disgraceful behavior. have some self respect. ooh i need my posts to be perfect and i can't delete because i already got a like!!! i need that like! grow up. figure out if the fav is more important to you than the typo. sometimes we gotta make choices in this life

hmmmmm peanut butter and cheese … interesting family, Sky

you guys ever put little slices of cheese on saltine crackers? pretty good thing I just invented.

pretty bad at math but this checks out