season of the simp

cool

am I wrong!!

must be a misprint for HORSES’ LAUGHTER

am I crazy or do the 2 on the left look like siblings

there are more people with maxed out Zetro cards there than republicans

lmaooooooo

if I was a low stakes villain, I would film people chewing with their mouths open and send it to them so they can see how gross they look

critical support to this French guy

Espresso

this is unimpeachable Theory i'm afraid

LIVE LAUGH LOVE

the one great day monologue from Oh Mary is about the day that it happens

never gonna bypass an opportunity to imagine it

it’s ok to not hang out with people just because you went to college/high school/whatever with them. focus on people you like hanging out with.

my friend’s sister and her husband used to play FarmVille all day, with their baby home. ignore baby all day, play FarmVille. FarmVille isn’t the villain there and without it I’m sure they would’ve found some other way to ignore the baby.

live Schumer react

Remmick from Sinners

Col. Lockjaw from One Battle After Another

Aunt Gladys from Weapons

Lex Luthor from Superman

Insane year for villains

Guy standing up meme

time does not exist, and yet it controls us

sadly carriages are required in Central Park via the City Charter. hopefully a future CRC can fix this.

thinkin bout how in a few months I'll get to check a box that says I'm representing ZOHRAN KWAME MAMDANI IN HIS OFFICIAL CAPACITY AS MAYOR OF THE CITY OF NEW YORK

:)

guys everyone loves cats, that's the whole internet thing. it's ok. it's gonna be ok.

does anyone else almost exclusively have nightmares about mass shootings now? like I have other *dreams* but it is basically my only nightmare theme

look, there have been a couple good studies that attempt to find causality (and a handful of bad one’s) on this which show very muted effects, no effect, or a negative effect for the students left out. practically all the research on it shows it worsens class/racial segregation

my dad and my mom :(

It is alien to our constitution.

It’s very bleak!!!!!

it’s so odd to me how people will POST A VIDEO and lie about the words used in it. and this one is less than 20 seconds???

I love how fast the Unseeing Eye train is but it doesn’t take bends too good

your honor I don’t feel good rn

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