Anders Jefferson

Yo Jan!

I didn't know you were also into the most dramatic fucking millennial emo, too!!!

Holy hell the world is so fucking awful. You and the boys make it better for me every week, but your worth is not tied to the content. Do your thing online and privately as needed. The homies gotchu ❤️❤️❤️!

Oklahoma was randomly on TV. "Kissin' is my favorite food" is legitimately the funniest line of any song I've ever heard.

White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body WASHINGTON—As they called attention to his alarmingly sallow complexion and rapidly deteriorating brain function, White House officials sought to quell speculation Monday over the bruising on Presiden...

White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body
https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/

As we all predicted since the show premiered, South Park is the moral compass of a country slipping into fascism.

Establishment Dems GET OUT OF THE WAY.

I feel like the bill being passed is my fault because I got distracted
:(

Showed my daughter The Sound of Music for the first time and she was charmed as hell. So was I, but I was also equally energized to oppose Nazism at every turn. #edelweiss

The sitcom people account is already going into Reruns.

Mary Poppins still rules.

1. Family movie night tonight: Babe 2: Pig in the City
2. Turns out, it was directed by George Miller of Mad Max fame.
3. After viewing this film, that somehow makes sense.

"A big night for Piddle." - Ryan Seacrest

A woman on Wheel of Fortune had the name "Piddle" on her name tag and I am trying to figure out how that happened to her.

Cory Booker is 24 hours into his filibuster protesting Trump and Musk gutting America's social services. He's minutes away from breaking the US filibuster record — held by Strom Thurmond protesting the Civil Rights Act of 1957. Now that's symbolism. www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2ut...

I haven't had greasy diner hash browns and black coffee that tastes like the inside of the pot for way too long...

Oh, to be young.

‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff

‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff

Big if true.

The duality of man.

If you're making kids educational material and you're teaching them about whales, don't say anything like, "It's a real whale of a whatever."

You're embarrassing yourself.

First new turntable in almost 15 years. 😍

I don't care about the Oscars one iota, but I will enjoy all Conan O'Brien content until I'm dead in the frickin' ground.

Susan Collins is furrowing her brow SO HARD right now...

Dude, I was bumping self titled and Battle for LA exclusively until I met you and you told me EE was the best one. You were right.

If you're trying to go for an intense run to feel some endorphins and get out some anxious energy regarding the state of the world, any Rage Against The Machine album still does the damn trick. #evilempire

This is the first time I have laughed in over a week

Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

I'm just glad journalism isn't totally dead.

"Dad, can we listen to The Beatles...or that band that signs Love Cats?"
"The Cure?"
"Yeah, The Cure."

2 rad 4 second grade...

My wife has pointed out that if Selena Gomez changed her name to Short Steve, the stars of Only Murders in the Building would be a perfect circle.

Steve Martin // Martin Short // Short Steve // Etc.

Do it, Selena!