Kati

The worst group of people you could possibly share a hotel with are a youth baseball team and their parents.

My mom has discovered a real-time list of people in our small town jail and is updating me daily on what people I went to high school with did to get themselves in there.

I think I’m going to make being a Christian who’s a public school enthusiast a part of my personality.

Being on Jeopardy! is so fun!! Good luck with the application and audition!

If you teach middle or high schoolers, what you can do is wait long enough for one of them to get the courage to ask and then burst into tears and act horrifically offended before telling the truth.

I ran into a former student who I taught nine years ago when she was 13. She told me I looked “great for my age.” I don’t know how old she thinks I am, but I guess I’ll take the compliment.

I want to delete my Twitter account, but one time a tweet about my preschooler calling candy corn “Halloween carrots” was minorly popular, and I don’t want to lose that.

Conveniently, my four year old has refused to eat them his entire life. 🫠

I’ve called both of my senators twice in the last four days. It must be confirmation season!

Yes, and then outside if it’s cold where you are or open the freezer and breathe cold air that way for a few minutes.

Going to need to go unfriend anyone on Facebook who’s made a gushing post about today’s inauguration.

Respect to the Costco cake! I don’t know if it’s sad that I can instantly recognize it or just impressive.

Trying to get my family peacefully and calmly out the door to church each Sunday makes me believe in spiritual warfare.

My 6-year-old’s best friend has recently started going home from school with some very polite trash talk (“The Vikings are a very bad team with bad players”), courtesy of my child and his inherited Packers fandom.

If @jeffzentner.bsky.social writes it, I’m going to read it.

There are several things I don’t love about the parenting journey: potty training, inconsolable newborns, wildly unreasonable toddlers… but I also really hate when my kids tell me jokes that are absolutely NOT jokes.

When my two-year-old’s leg falls asleep, she will tell me “My leg feels shivery!” and it is perfection.

There is SO MUCH ANIME?! But if you’re judicious with the “show less like this” button, it’ll get better.

I love Bon Iver. I wish I knew what he was singing but I recognize that’s none of my business

YouTube video by The Rich Eisen Show Keegan-Michael Key Becomes Mr. Garvey and HILARIOUSLY Pronounces THESE NFL Names...

Here you go! youtu.be/og03cSx0wFU?...

My first grader has taken to calling me “bro,” and I really thought it would take longer for the public school system to corrupt him.

I don’t know if I can give up on the other platform if Matthew Pierce doesn’t come over here, too.

Save anything that seems sentimental or funny, art projects that are cute enough… And go through at the end of the year to pare down if necessary.

My 2-year-old calls McDonald’s “Donald McMickle’s,” and it enrages my 4-year-old who knows his sister is wrong but can’t remember the real name.