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Tianaman Tanks Announced As Grand Marshals Of President’s Military Parade
11.06.2025 03:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trump Demands ‘Major Investigation’ Into Every Member Of Band Aid
20.05.2025 03:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
President Christens Qatar Force One With Constitution
12.05.2025 23:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Vatican Applebee’s Conclave Elects New Jalapeño Poper
08.05.2025 16:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Strange Men Lying About Photoshop Is No Basis For A System Of Government
01.05.2025 18:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
DOGE Fires Conclave, Announces “Habemus Trumpam”.
30.04.2025 04:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
$5000 Baby Bonus Musk’s Plans To Bilk Gov’t Out Of Millions
25.04.2025 00:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Kanye Comes Out As Jewish
24.04.2025 19:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Teal Stock Drops 71% As Brand Faces Stiffer Competition From CEO’s Ego
22.04.2025 23:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Immigrant Deported To El Salvation
22.04.2025 01:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Jesus Rises, Looks Around, Takes A Knee
20.04.2025 17:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
President Accidentally Calls Out Trudeau’s Name In Middle Of Passionate Détente With New Boyfriend
15.04.2025 01:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
America To Replace Fluoride In Drinking Water With Arsenic, Mercury, Selenium, Cadmium, And Thallium From Coal Ash
09.04.2025 03:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tariffs Won’t Impact Average U.S. Household As Most Guns Still Made In America
03.04.2025 17:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trump Imposes Sweeping Tearoffs
02.04.2025 22:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Musk Gives Away $1 Million Checks To People Who Attend His Birthday Party
31.03.2025 12:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
National Zoo Deports Immigrant Animals
29.03.2025 06:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Group Chat Receives Classified, Highly-Sensitive Dick Pic
24.03.2025 23:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tesla’s Faulty Battery Engineers Charged With Domestic Terrorism
21.03.2025 14:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Forever 21 Moves Back Into Parents’ House
19.03.2025 02:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
White House Replaces All Electrical Outlets With Teslas
13.03.2025 23:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
FBI Reassigns All Cybersecurity Agents To Cybertrucksecurity
12.03.2025 00:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
President Issues Executive Lunch Order
07.03.2025 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Canada Rebrands As Blueskynada
01.03.2025 21:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Egg Trafficker Smuggles Supply Inside Hen
01.03.2025 19:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sex Cult Welcomes 14th Child
01.03.2025 19:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trump Führious
28.02.2025 18:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Stewart And Musk Cast For Frost/Nixon 2: Dogement Day
27.02.2025 22:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trump And Musk Adopt Ugandan Orphan
27.02.2025 00:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
America Sells Naming Rights To Statue Of Bud Lightery
26.02.2025 06:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
