@magicdarts.bsky.social
Scientist, cricketer, twat. Bespoke-crafted unfunny nonsense pleasing nobody.
Who would do that? Honestly
04.11.2025 19:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah. Imagine being the sort of football team that indulged in that sort of behaviour. Wankers.
04.11.2025 17:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Dick Cheney’s deid? Good!
youtu.be/jyhgTOEDNs8?...
@podonthetyne.bsky.social
04.11.2025 10:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Leslie Nielsen, man
03.11.2025 22:08 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
New substack: how the government can raise economic growth: chrisdillow.substack.com/p/increasing...
03.11.2025 09:50 — 👍 73 🔁 28 💬 3 📌 15
Compo, Foggy, Clegg and Nora
You say “just a bunch of old men falling over” like it’s not the foundational comedy of our country.
02.11.2025 22:54 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0✊
02.11.2025 22:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think everyone is doing that, but it doesn’t make sense as it’s phrased. This isn’t a criticism of anyone, I’m just confused.
02.11.2025 22:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Isn’t this phrased incorrectly? Everyone is either stating “This is what it’s like in my head.”, or incorrectly guessing what it’s like in my (the reader’s) head. Anyway. This is what it’s like in my head.
02.11.2025 22:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’ve read all the books. The “which isn’t very good” was my remembered opinion.
02.11.2025 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve heard that they’ve made it hugely different and better compared to the book (which isn’t very good)
02.11.2025 21:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That’s good. It looks like knackered Bakelite
02.11.2025 20:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now that’s what I call a post hoc rationalisation after a huff
02.11.2025 19:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I appreciate other people have said this, but it can’t be overstated.
Also: Elrond, Tony Stark, Jim Brass, Albie off of Cracker and Jessica Fletcher
Perfectionist that I am.
02.11.2025 16:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think it was a combination of the performance and the result, if you’re asking.
02.11.2025 16:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Would have been a fourth time but I was having a piss when the second half started.
02.11.2025 16:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And a third time
02.11.2025 16:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I haven’t enjoyed this, truth be told. #nufc
02.11.2025 16:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If football had implemented the law change that I suggested: that each team is only allowed certain away kit colours, defined by me, and can never change; then we wouldn’t be wearing this karmically damaging green shirt
02.11.2025 15:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fucks sake #nufc
02.11.2025 14:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s been coming #nufc
02.11.2025 14:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bloody Hell #nufc
02.11.2025 14:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@willmill82.co.uk
02.11.2025 14:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That’s well fucking harsh on West Ham. I’m disgusted and delighted with stupid bullshit heroic VAR being in our favour.
02.11.2025 14:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0YES! More of that.
02.11.2025 14:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NO! Less of that.
02.11.2025 14:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And again
02.11.2025 13:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
