Stop calling it a government shutdown and call it Epstein overtime. It's a shutdown lasting as long as the shutdowns by 13 year old girls getting raped by politicians.

Grab the mask that oppresses you.

If we don't have rights, we don't have laws.

Cats decide their weight. They have gravity magic.

Twitter and the department of defense are now trans. Changed their name and look.

When the Orange is arrested or gone it's going to be like when they got Bin Laden. Ladies and gentlemen, we got em.

Trump is losing control. Keep saying it.

The government is helping the health insurance companies kill us faster. Fucking quote me.

The people poisoning your water run the country.

Windows 11 is the re-animated corpse of windows vista.

I have met enough bad people to hope there is a hell, despite not being very religious. I have met enough good people to hope there is a heaven. In the face of everything wrong in the world right now, do not give up hope. Get angry and motivated.

Guys that wear G-Shock watches beat their wives.

Change your w4 to nothing then don't pay taxes.

Alpha males don't need health care. Die like a man

There is nothing stopping you from buying stocks for companies or voting for politicians you think will cause the most death.

If our government, not the people, decide who is a thief or a beggar, then hoist the colors.

YouTube video by Best Anime Moments Sogeking shoots down the World Government Flag and Strawhats declare war on the World Government HD

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If you have 100 quiet cops and 1 bad cop, you have 101 bad cops. Civilian oversight committees, like jury duty, could also be tried.

Peaceful protesters need to police themselves just as cops should condemn a bad cop. The threat of being thrown to the cops by your fellow protesters for looting or burning businesses instead of federal buildings should be a good deterrent. The optics of that are much better.

Not making any excuses for mobilizing military or militarized police but burning cars isn't peaceful. Waving the flag of other countries while doing so sends the wrong message. I get it, but still.

I modified the recipe for box brownies to be nice and fudgey and 20g of protein each.

Is it normal for government consultants to be punched? Any other democracies seeing this? Do we buy, sell, or hold?

Why don't the people I'm firing and insulting like me?! -Some rich felon

The kids that used to steal your pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh cards back in school during the 2000s are the same people stealing and scalping the same things today. Nintendo won't do anything about that though. They are too worried about you playing 30 year old games they no longer sell on emulators.

Throw the tariffs and politicians into the empty harbors.

If boomers are so smart, why did they put carpet over every imaginable type of flooring that was already perfectly fine? I have seen carpet over carpet!

Behind every guy that brags about never washing his hands is a woman that refuses to admit to having a perpetual yeast infection.

National treasure movie idea. Nicolas Cage steals the statue of Liberty back from the US. He finds that it was meant to be stolen back all along. It's actually a submarine meant to fight the British. Uses it to fight Russia in the channel stopping them from destroying more undersea network cables.

Upsidedown water smells like sneeze.