x MadU x

nothing but basic html until we can figure out what the hell is going on

What more? Make them wear an armband all the time in public?

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

I realized that when I bought this record:

I love Tom Jones for real, he's an amazing singer and performer!

It's absolutely epic!

Five guys who simply ooze late '90s Florida youth group pastor from every pore, hanging out at a bar. In the center is a young man with a handkerchief tied over his head and a Corona in his hand. Even in these tender years, you can tell this man has got some sauce in the way the rest of his pals don't. It's his stare, his slightly pouted lips. Even if you didn't know who he was, you'd guess he was meant for big things. You'd be right. It's Oscar Isaac.

Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.

(throwing open my window) you there, boy, what day is this?

Que ódio que eu tenho quando vou em algum restaurante "saudável" e falam em adicionar proteína.....ainda mais quando ja tem sei la, cogumelo e hommus no prato.

Haha lembro de outra nessa pegada do maluco querendo um Ipad pra poder desenhar. Porra! Nao tem papel?

I wonder if DT himself was conned into paying a lot on cheap bling.

AI usually means Arseholes Involved. It’s a thieving, hollowing and unethical beast of a thing. It has no place in an ethical, decent society. It has no place in Hookland and never will.

Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.

Muito bom, mas ele vai em cana ou vai ficar dodói em casa?

A pavement in Glasgow scribbled with crayon: "Yer da paints roundabouts + yer ma shouts at hotels"

I love Glasgow. Never change.

Árvore na rua com uma placa branca onde se lê "seu corno, sua piranha, não jogue lixo em mim, eu não sou lixeira, sou uma árvore, porra!"

Terapeuta "a árvore carioca não existe, ela não pode te machucar"

A árvore carioca:

Bicho, qualquer instagram médio de PM no alto de seus 25, 30 anos aqui em PE tem o cara entrando em escola de EM e entregando flores, se declarando pra adolescente

E é naturalizado, postam elogios ao casal, etc

Imagina o que não se faz na surdina

At first I thought it was cheap stickers, but the printed A4 is a new low.

Love this one.

Se ele ganhar pra presidente vai ser farinha do mesmo saco do Trump. Talvez um pouco mais sutil, mas defende os mesmos interesses.

Só li verdades.

Sailor Mars shopping-cart surfing with the caption: if you see someone stealing food, no you didn't.

Hey.

This is brilliant

IA sempre desemboca em punheta, impressionante.