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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Hiring announcement with Velocity excitedly staring up at the text on a blue background

This is the LAST weekend to apply to our open roles!! Applications are closing Sunday Feb. 15th at 11:59 PM PT!

Creative Director (Full-time)
Executive Assistant to the Managing Director (Contract)

Learn more about the roles and apply here: gdq.gg/jobs

So glad you're back 😻

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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

Hell, I thought it was last weekend until I was corrected yesterday.

You cats are so gorgeous, especially Kitty.

This is what turned the internet from useful to useless over the last couple of decades, imo.

I'm intrigued, at least.

Less ICE, more cats.

Honestly you should always pack at least one cat when you travel. Very useful to have around wherever you're going.

Yo dawg, I heard you like boxes, so I put a box in your box so your cats can cat while they cat. Two cats, two boxes, infinite luxury.

First rule of Schrödinger's Caturday is: you do NOT talk about Schrödinger's Caturday.
@steveslovetarot.bsky.social

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I mean, I already enjoy most of that (besides them being Nazis, they really should stop that), but what's this about purple hair 👀

Rest in Peace Alex Jeffrey Pretti🙏🏾 The VA ICU Nurses send him off right 💔

and an additional fuck you to everyone who said we were overreacting during the patriot act and creation of DHS.

Are You Okay? Are you okay, Annie?

www.wonkette.com/p/are-you-okay

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It's finally here! The supercut of Smol Paul's iconic yeets you've been asking for for years. I don't have the time or talent, all credit goes to @rainsurname.bsky.social who is quite frankly a genius. The music choice is 👌

www.instagram.com/p/DT7-PEkjNkb/

jaderemedy • 4h ago And now comes the most nauseating part of this whole goddamn mess: the hypocrisy. The same loud-mouthed idiots who spent years screaming about tyranny are suddenly dead fucking silent, or worse, cheering, now that it's their side doing it. "ThEy'Re cOminG fOr OuR gUnS!" "GoVerNMenT oVerReAch!" "ShAll nOt bE inFrinGeD!" All that chest-thumping bullshit evaporated the second armed federal agents started terrorizing people they don't like. Let me get this straight: a civilian gets shot dead by federal agents, and the only thing you brainless cunts can muster is "well, DHS says he had a gun"? THAT'S your red line? Guns are sacred when they're strapped to your waist, but magically become a death sentence when they're used as a post-hoc excuse by the government? Either the Second Amendment applies to everyone, or you never believed in it at all. Fucking pick one and own it. This is exactly what tyranny looks like, by the way. Not jackboots marching in formation, but armed agents roaming neighborhoods, stopping people, killing civilians, and then daring the public to question it. Tyranny is execution followed by a press release. Tyranny is labeling the dead a "threat" so the state doesn't have to explain why someone's life just ended in the street. Tyranny is demanding obedience while shredding due process and calling it order. And all you so-called "freedom lovers" are fucking fine with it, as long as it's brown people, immigrants, protesters, or anyone you've already dehumanized. Turns out "don't tread on me" actually meant "tread on them." You weren't afraid of tyranny. You were afraid of losing dominance. There's a difference, and this moment exposes it completely. "Just comply" isn't a principle. It's cowardice dressed up as common sense. It's the language of people who have already accepted that the state gets to decide who deserves rights and who doesn't. And once you make that deal, don't act shocked when the line moves, because it always fuckin…

Absolute banger of a comment on r/military:

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I'm not that far from where it occurred and I will accept all cats that come my way today on here. We're such a god damn mess.

Wow, what did water ever do to you?

Shepherd's pie with lamb, peas, and carrots.

FIVE MINUTES, hope the kettle's on!

Thank you for all the cat pics and stories today.

Everything is dark as fuck — here's a cat!

This is Hamilton, my big boi. He weighs about 17 lbs, has a tiny kitten mew, actually likes belly rubs, and makes the most adorable little "pet me, please! 🥹" noises.

Whistleblowers just shared a memo showing DHS instructing ICE to force their way into peoples' houses without a proper warrant. Why is this not on all the networks right now? This is a criminal conspiracy to violate rights under color of law.

Very good plan lately. I wish my new books were here already so I'd have an excuse to go lie down.

it's simple! elementary, even! you see, I simply don't use AI because I'm not an abject fucking loser

Hah, I just like food in general. And I rarely give my food enough thought to make anything besides a dozen or so regular things I make.

Oh my good lord, that kitty pic 😻