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The added layer of April Fools pranks while navigating social media, when you already have to be mindful of disinformation, is honestly too much to handle.

In 2003, I saw Tim McGraw perform at the Houston Rodeo. He sang his popular cover of "Tiny Dancer." On the bus afterward, I got everyone to sing the song with me. I don't think any got the reference, but I like to think at some point in the last 20 years, some watched Almost Famous and finally did.

@benstiller.redhour.com I'm so impressed with the Severance fandom! The social media groups & all the speculative tweets. People are so engaged because your team has created a compelling show! Can't wait for the finale & hope to see you at Paleyfest Friday, assuming resale tickets go down in price 🫠

I finally deactivated my Twitter and was given this parting gift, which is a pretty decent sum-up. Thanks for the memories!

MMMBop by Hanson

I explained "Girl Math" to my parents today. I spent $75 on an Eras Tour pullover at the Taylor Swift concert in July. During her Black Friday sale, it was an easy decision to spend an additional $14 on an Eras Tour t-shirt because now my pullover only cost $44.50, as did the shirt.

They should require a class in school called “Functioning in Society” that includes:
-Don’t smoke around others
-Wear headphones
-Take your phone call elsewhere
-Don’t wash your windshield while driving 65mph because… physics!

I experienced the first three at the car wash and the last one after 😡

Did learning to “walk to the right” skip a generation or something?

Recent development: I no longer care they’ve started playing Christmas music before Halloween. I love Christmas music!! 🎄🎶

I can’t tell if this is a good time or a bad time to tell you about the latest pomegranate seed removal online trend which utilizes a massager.

Normalize no up-charges on milk alternatives at coffee shops. Thank you for coming to my Sky Speech™️.

I went to high school with a guy who had a gnarly scar because he and his dad were both struck by lightning together when he was younger. On a camping trip? I remember he showed me the entrance and exit points.