Waluigi Del Rey

I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity

Does this mean I’m finally getting deported

I will also add:

I can do this for evictions in Illinois too, if SNAP benefits being cut off or the government shutdown means you can't make rent.

Worth watching for the AI hate alone

“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

@spice8rack.bsky.social hear me out: the dispossessed UB set.

If you buy the cards you lose.

Hey @magic.wizards.com 👋 you got another apology or clarification for those hundreds of artists who've publicly said they won't fuck with you anymore if you use gen "AI" in your games?

I think hamburgers should be called tidy josephs

Happy Halloween

You’ve got sol but you’re not a soldier

Does anything feel as powerful as deleting TikTok

Everyone knew this would happen, particularly the biggest creeps in creepdom, the only audience for this creep item. Enjoy your golden age while it lasts creeps!

Halloween costume idea: Tommy Bahamabombadill

Went mad for a few days and turned a bunch of scrap cardboard into Halloween decorations

Where were you when I beat Widow in silksong

someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters

A photo of Charlie Kirk with the caption "Trans rights are human rights" in loving memory Charlie Kiek 1993 - 2025

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

As my mom was want to say, it’s all over but the shouting

Amen and amen

Planes, trains, and automobiles sustains me in these dark times. “Love isn’t a big enough word,” acting that doesn’t get enough credit.

Would a depressed person buy this

Nah that’s just how Goofy pronounces it: SPIDER-AH-YUCK

It's quite simple: you can't wave a national flag as short-hand for "returning" to a version of your country which never existed & accurately call yourself a "patriot".

Double stuck and the first at our local Walgreens to get a Covid shot.

They showed me the list of pre-existing qualifications for those under 65 and while I qualified, “low physical activity” and “former smoker” are on the list and you self report.

So go get stuck.

I guess it’s our move to take the king

Guess the profits from the Harry Potter boxes weren't worth it after all 🤷

Urza these nuts

effective today, I have resigned from working with Ultimate Guard, as I can no longer support the company's creative or business decisions.

If that belt buckle isn’t the secret key to a treasure vault lost to both time and myth then I’ll eat a damn hat.