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@accio-beer.bsky.social

he/him I'm an atheist, a parent, and a gamer. I stream on Twitch to raise money for Children's Hospital Of Philadelphia through Extra Life. I run a homebrew 3.5e D&D campaign, in addition to streaming Halo, Rock Band 4, Fortnite, and others.

188 Followers  |  79 Following  |  191 Posts  |  Joined: 21.11.2024  |  1.9302

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Post image 06.10.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nurse: "are you trying to gain weight?"
Me: "no....."
nurse: "well you did"

Wtf is this conversation ma'am?!

06.10.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Time to stop being nice to the Nazis.

07.10.2025 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This Portland police officer stood up for his community against ICE agents trying to drive into a crowd of protesters.

โ€œYou WILL be arrested.โ€

07.10.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12925    ๐Ÿ” 4577    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 559    ๐Ÿ“Œ 409
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Everyone hates AI, you'd think @forbes.com would know that.

07.10.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Q: Should people expect the National Guard and the military in their streets over the next 3.5 years?

STEPHEN MILLER: *changes topic*

06.10.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2906    ๐Ÿ” 935    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 337    ๐Ÿ“Œ 101

Chilling Charisma, I'm a Luna main.

07.10.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm asking you again, as I do every year, to please not hashtag Banned Book Week as BBW. Pleasseeeee

06.10.2025 11:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a lot of dress shoes.

06.10.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you use AI to write this one too?

06.10.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๏ฟผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

05.10.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 393    ๐Ÿ” 118    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

So...which side of the wall is the camera on?

06.10.2025 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If your Stepmom takes a dump, is that your Stepstool?

06.10.2025 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And apologizing for all the trauma.

06.10.2025 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They are the enemy.

04.10.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 134    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope they mean it this time.

05.10.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Show me your hottest peppers please.

05.10.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Coming soon, to a city near you!! ๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿšจ
#FuckICE #FuckTheGop

04.10.2025 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 290    ๐Ÿ” 196    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 83    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40

Maybe one or two of us, but I'm not so sure.

05.10.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup we suck.

05.10.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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OnlySoups

05.10.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're also demanding soup.

05.10.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MAGA GOP Governor Candidate Drops Out After He's Caught Following Nonbinary Adult Performer Online

Shocker of all shockers...

05.10.2025 12:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2278    ๐Ÿ” 448    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 156    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32

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