@icobbleclogs.bsky.social
Non-binary clog cobbler based in DC. I'm working in extended sizes - because it's not the size of your foot that's a problem; it's the size of your shoes.
W00t! Party 360 shoutout!
That's gotta be worth at least another slice of pizza!
Yay! I bought some Tex 90 thread to see if it would break in the sandal soles - and it didn't!
Now, I just need my shoemaking workshop to not be below freezing (and to tighten down the mounting of my CLSP.)
Given how much they lie, maybe Greg is happy?
"I enjoyed cosplaying as a Nazi, but my boss was a real #$%$#"
If nobody says: "Well, that's a choice", then you are doing fashion wrong.
30.01.2026 13:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0OK folks - this is what I need:
* Bootleg copy of Melania
* Jeff Bezos and a Mike Johnson puppet
* Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem and Greg Bovino impersonators
* Comedy and Cinematography skills
And what we'll do is give Melania a MST3K style treatment!
Let's make it happen folks!
So, Melania is in a superposition of bad movie and big bribe?
30.01.2026 12:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The inaugural Washington Post Omcar for Best Picture goes to...
MELANIA!!!
Better than losing your life to a Tamagtchi.
tamagotchi-official.com/gb/
Doesn't this imply they still have a soul left?
And yeah, unplug if you need to.
Fire Snakes on a Train!
Will someone get these motherf*cking fire snakes off this motherf*cking train!
“One of them said, ‘We're just trying to have some fun.’ I'm sorry, Billy, but there’s nothing fun about structural deficiencies.”
29.01.2026 01:21 — 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1New blockbuster movie idea:
Snakes in a Drain
We can sign Samuel L. Jackson up for the lead.
It warms the heart (to 64.4 degrees F) to know there is someone out there geeky enough to enjoy my silly Imperial Units joke. 😁
28.01.2026 23:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Any normal year, bringing down the temperature in Minneapolis would be ill-advised. Brrrr. 🥶
28.01.2026 20:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hey @sluggodoug.bsky.social!
If I'm listening to Party360 on the app, and we have the "Adam and the Ants" slot machine - if I guess wrong, can I just rewind and guess again?
I don't think that's cheating, is it?
You shall only read books about me!!
28.01.2026 15:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Or, if you work for ICE or CBP, maybe you should quit?
I don't know how you can live with yourself supporting this horror.
If the US had converted to Metric on the 70s, the weather would be quite pleasant today.
28.01.2026 15:05 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0On Holocaust Remembrance Day, we remember the six million Jewish people murdered by the Nazis, as well as countless other victims.
We honor their lives by rejecting the evils of antisemitism, dehumanization, and authoritarian violence wherever they appear.
Never again means never again for anyone.
Ditch timezones all together. They are far too confusing - and I don't mind eating lunch at 17:00 GMT.
28.01.2026 03:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Or better yet:
M: Why did you die? It was my day to die?
A: Your pause was so long ... and good ... and, I got confused.
Arthur: Oh, no! We're going to die! We're going to...
Maurice: Don't you see? This will be your great dramatic death!
Arthur: I DON'T WANT A REAL ONE!
Hestia has struck her vengeance down on me.
The sink was clogged - so I removed the trap; was gross, but is now shiny.
Alas still clogged. I sent a snake down the drain, to dwell in the sewers - twice. A long snake and a voyage of many turns.
Still clogged my sink is. A plumber we shall call.
Wow. Some people will do anything to procrastinate. 😁
27.01.2026 16:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(Crocodile Dundee voice)
That's not evil. (Brandishes knife) That's evil!
OMG!
Al Gore was right!
New movie assignment folks: The Day After Tomorrow.
I mean, Republicans control congress - why would they need our help anyways?
I would say Republicans shouldn't vote for a cent of ICE funding, but we know how that wish turns out.
If you have to take your bike, make sure you've got spiky tires.
Or, maybe stay at home.
