Dang it that’s gorgeous!

I have finished the Link’s Awakening remake, it was an absolute delight!

I hate my state so much right now

I’M GONNA I SWEAR

Absolute legend. RIP :(

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

I’m super late to it but the Link’s Awakening remake is super charming and delightful!

A list of fatalities for Mortal Kombat one on the SNES

To the bit about writing the moves down so you could show them off to others: while cleaning my stuff from back at my parents’ place a number of years back I found this move list for MK1 that young me had made, and absolutely had to take a pic.

I love my big old CRT, but I hope I never have to move it again!

There will never be a time when I have enough forma, but also that’s partially due to my own laziness and not cracking enough relics for forma blueprints.

Yeah, just have fun along the way. Find a weapon and frame that clicks with your play style, and chip away at all the content available here and there as you figure things out.

Certain weapons can be leveled to 40, such as the Kuva or Tenet weapons, but it requires a total of 5 forma to do so (the first allowing you to re-level it to 32, then 34, etc.).

Formas allow you to add or change a polarity on a slot, so if you put a mod with the matching symbol in that slot it halves the cost. You can only forma it at level 30, then it resets the level to 0, but you can forma it again once you’ve leveled it back up.

I think you should flush these skeets down a toilet that’s how shit they are

I should play this, I bought it new for cheap god knows how long ago, and just put it on my backlog and eventually forgot about it.

For years Steak n Shake was a place I used to enjoy eating at when we’d take a trip to the capital, since my town doesn’t have one. But for a few years now we’ve had a Freddy’s and a Culver’s, two far superior restaurants in the burger and shake game, so I don‘t miss SnS at all!

Happy birthday and hopefully many more to come-follow, yes-yes!

I’m really hoping for remakes or rereleases, as I never got the last one on the PS2 way back when. Loved the anime and still have a wall scroll of it up.

It’s one of those vids I watch in those times when I need a good laugh. It’s perfect.

I’m just glad his nonsense prompted The Looker.

Game absolutely rules, and it was my favorite game for a period of time.

A reminder to anyone with a PSP (if you’re not aware of this already): check the battery! Mine was swelling and popping off the battery cover, so I removed the battery and took it to hazardous waste disposal.

I loved those, as well as any other CYOA rpg books I found at the used book shop in my town. Still got them in a box somewhere, though I should dig them out for nostalgia‘s sake.

Every time I’m like “okay THIS section of the factory will be orderly” it almost immediately went to chaos, I respect anyone who can pull it off and not immediately go into nightmare gremlin mode!

It’s so fun! I should get back into it, especially with all the updates since I last played.

The Magic the Gathering card Roaming Throne. A 4 power and 4 toughness artifact creature, that costs 4 mana. Abilities read “Ward 2. As Roaming Throne enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. Roaming Throne is the chosen type in addition to its other types. If a triggered ability of another creature you control of the chosen type triggers, it triggers an additional time.”

Bought the Merfolk precon from the last Ixalan set, because I’d been wanting to upgrade my merfolk deck for a while and this seemed like the path of least resistance way to do it. Pulled this banger from the sample booster, it’s a definite include!

Franklin would never. Gerbert, on the other hand…

One space marine left in my introductory box, then I’m onto the tyranids. Are they harder or easier to paint? #warhammer40k #miniatures #minipainting #warhammer

I found Tyranids easier, but I also went with a more simple paint scheme for my hive fleet, though you can always add more fine details especially with the larger models. As fully organic beings, they’re pretty forgiving with paint schemes, and can be as complex as you desire. Have fun! :D