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Eric Brignac (He/Him)

@ericbrignac.bsky.social

Chief Appellate Atty @ EDNC Federal Public Defender & Adjunct Professor at UNC-CH Law School. Enjoy N.O. Saints, BBQ, & craft beer.

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Latest posts by ericbrignac.bsky.social on Bluesky

In Trump's Republican Party, the number of senators or representatives willing to vote down his horrible ideas and appointments will always be at least one less than necessary.

30.07.2025 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boards of Trustees ***LIKE*** the Trump demands. They ***AGREE*** with them.

They like the idea of putting the screws on activist, lefty, and Muslim students. They like the idea of a whiter student body and conservative curriculum. They want these things and think $200 million is a fair price.

29.07.2025 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 867    ๐Ÿ” 231    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41

Hello. I am a public defender in a film. Instead of researching law, I go into the field & find evidence to prove my clientโ€™s innocence. I wait until closing arguments to pull this evidence out of my pocket & show the jury. Police immediately arrest the real killer who is in the trial audience.

29.07.2025 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Hello, I'm an air steward in a film. If I'm a man, in an emergency I can safely land the plane. If I'm a woman, I can find the one man on the plane who can land it safely.

29.07.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Filing a reply brief in a few minutes.
This morning, I checked for typos.
Put it down. Drank some tea. Checked typos again.
About to upload it to the Court.

And I hear the typo gremlins in the corner of my office chuckling and ready to jump into the file and create typos as soon as I hit upload.

28.07.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of my mentors always used her first draft to get all of her anger and Snark out of her system. And then spent the rest of the time smoothing off the snarky corners :-)

26.07.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hulk Hogan ratted out other wrestlers attempting to unionize to save his own position and paycheck above anyone else's & gladly accepted funding from Peter Thiel for his Gawker court case that paved frequently abused legal precedents for the rich to shut down any media outlets that embarrass them.

24.07.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18555    ๐Ÿ” 4958    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 384    ๐Ÿ“Œ 192

Hoganโ€™s last ever WWE TV appearance was being loudly booed while using the opportunity to hawk his beer. His last ever public appearance of any type was cheering in front of Floridaโ€™s immigrant detention center.

A sad sad end for someone who was once universally beloved.

25.07.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is certainly not one of the top-10 worst things about AI, but I am already very tired of seeing tons on uncanny valley pictures of recently deceased celebrities playing darts with Abraham Lincoln in Heaven or whatever every time someone famous dies.

25.07.2025 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you are qualified to get into Columbia, then you are getting into many good schools. So if you are not MAGA, why would you choose Columbia after this capitulation?

It is such a stupid move that my only conclusion is that Columbia's leaders agree with it and are using the lawsuit as cover.

24.07.2025 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One really nice thing about being a federal public defender is that all of my briefs are against US Atty offices. And it is always better to reply to a well written response brief than a poorly written one.

21.07.2025 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That would actually be kind of a fun two-truths-and-a-lie game.

The doctor names three diseases and you have to pick which one is made up. And then you name three crimes that sound horrible and he has to guess which one is not a โ€œviolent felony.โ€œ

20.07.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Funniest comedian going right now

19.07.2025 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its actually OK for someone to loudly say they hate a candidate likely to run in the 2028 primary, three years away, that's good and useful information to have and is very different from telling people not to vote this or that way in a hypothetical general election

16.07.2025 11:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 912    ๐Ÿ” 103    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Fn. our opinion, of course, does nothing to call into question the job security of the chairman of the federal reserve.

14.07.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For the zillionth time, the S Ct makes the best case for expanding the court and enacting term limits. It is hopeless as currently constituted

14.07.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2010    ๐Ÿ” 388    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 71    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

Reconstruction Era Amendments levels of reform. (and, yes, I get that they will not have the numbers to pass actual amendments. Iโ€™m just trying to indicate that they need something way more than their usual โ€œcommission to study whether we need to form a committee to address the problemโ€œ approach)

14.07.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Democrats are institutionallists, so I get that attacking institutions goes against their core beliefs. But they need to start communicating just how abnormal this current Supreme Court Court is and running on a plan of enacting major judicial reform if they ever retake power.

14.07.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@mikeduncan.bsky.social

The Revolution eats its children?

14.07.2025 12:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Harvard has the resources and the power and the prestige to fight indefinitely . Do not let them claim that they โ€œcavedโ€œ to the Trump administration. They are doing what they want to do and using GOP pressure as cover.

12.07.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dem politicians: we uhhh need to secure our border, bipartisanly,
Dem voters: my name is Janet Walker and I live at 2721 Willow Boulevard. I am a semi-retired financial planner and in my spare time I interfere with immigration enforcement

12.07.2025 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1980    ๐Ÿ” 320    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

Make millions over a few years by putting a sign on your door that says "CEO" and doing nothing while Elon runs the place.

Then, when the site starts literally calling itself Mechahitler, put up a Mission Accomplished banner and ride off into the sunset.

Not bad work if you can get it.

09.07.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Elon making us watch him learn basic history and civics in real-time on social media is exhausting.

We all sat through "There should be a third party that represents the majority in the middle!" listening to our blowhard friend in 10th grade.

Don't make us do it again.

07.07.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cascadia

05.07.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cannot imagine that anyone wakes up with more of a sense of relief and a weight off of their shoulders than a non-MAGA GOP politician the day after they announced that they are not running for reelection.

29.06.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this post gave two actionable items: appealing to their humanity and making a deal. if Schumer tried to appeal to their humanity, then the same people would be screaming that you canโ€™t appeal to their humanity b/c they are GOP monsters. And if he made a deal, they would yell that the Dems caved.

28.06.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The law on this was very clear. The firms that caved did so because they agreed with Trump not because they were afraid of losing.

27.06.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly, if youโ€™d just take a substantial step, Iโ€™d be fine with that

27.06.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"It's not my fault that I didn't vote and thus helped Trump kill USAID, which is killing children globally - the Democrats should have done a better job of convincing me to vote for them."

This is the argument of a child. You sound like a monstrous child.

25.06.2025 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 625    ๐Ÿ” 109    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

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