Leisa

Newsom: Has his social media team say one funny anti-Trump thing a day.

Media: *fawning sounds*

Pritzker: Does 17 anti-Trump actions before breakfast.

Media: *crickets*

Make a band food:
Bread …

Thank you, @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social ! Important point, and one I was wondering about.

You’re welcome.

I am so glad I’m not stoned right now

We just had a consultation with a lawyer for setting up this kind of stuff. The process will cost several thousand dollars.

Meanwhile, a marriage license in Nashville costs about $100.

from onelegblackheart on threads Dear Mr. Kotter, I hereby authorize the release of my son's files. Signed, Epstein's mother

an age test and a perfect joke in one place (via onelegblackheart on threads)

This is Archibald. He's been holding in a sneeze since last September. Finally let it loose. 13/10 bless you buddy

"Now that's what I call where are the Epstein files".

The Sopranos

I discovered that my husband is chaotic evil because he stuck a hand into a bag of Jelly Belly 49 flavors, then popped the handful into his mouth *all at once*.
Me: you're a monster.
Him: well, it's true that the really bad flavors dominate
Me: what do you taste right now
Him: buttered popcorn

No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?

Advertise your account with a GIF

a pigeon named Coo
greets his fellow birds each day
they reply: “hello, Coo”

Conjunto music icon Flaco Jiménez dies at 86 The San Antonio native and conjunto legend received numerous awards and honors over the course of a seven-decade career.

San Antonio native and conjunto legend Flaco Jiménez has died at the age of 86.

Jiménez’s family posted on Facebook late Thursday night that he died following a long illness at his son’s home “surrounded by loved ones and will be missed immensely.”

(A) AWESOME.
(B) jonathan frakes, real one

BOOOOOOOOOOO 😭

Aw, heck. Do not like.

maybe there's still some good left in this world after all

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Trans folks ain't done shit to you

GASP! How cool!

@amiberger.bsky.social What if we melted?

Sign for furniture showroom that reads SHACK OF SIT

As for my favourite spoonerized business name, it will never not be this furniture showroom in New Zealand...

While shooting a bird it landed on lense

Photographer Curt Lundeen

this is why layout matters

the TX GOP is redrawing the congressional map so houston voters won't be able to elect democrats to represent them

houston: you can speak at the public hearing saturday 7/26 at 11am

University of Houston Main Campus
4455 University Drive
Student Center, Houston Room (Room 220)

In a stunning moment of carnal desire, my calculator said “BOOBIE5”

Gotta love all the reposted stories about DT, demonstrating his known awfulness for years and years.

I have AT&T, I set my mom up with Xfinity. Both are fine. I needed and got great customer service with Xfinity. I haven't really needed customer service from AT&T, and I've been with them for years. As far as I'm concerned, both are good.

how does one survive flexing this hard