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Shades of "To Serve Man" - thanks for the recommendation

Love mine

Yes!

My sister played serious ice hockey without feeling her legs.

Congrats!

Huskies!

They did her sooo wrong

He's already in the family killed someone in a boat "accident" club so he's probably trying to collect them all, as the ads used to say.

I just did a re-read at xmas!

Yup The undereye circles were alarming

It's the cold that will be dangerous . . .

I think jump scares are mean right now 😟

He had best keep that tongue inside his head this weekend, especially with the wind blowing off the hahbuh.

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I swear that the only reason the current one ran for office was because of the Washington Correspondents Dinnver that evicerated him. Was very funny seeing it live, but there was a moment where you could see his face change.
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I have JMAIL open for every time I see one of these subtweets. Don't tell me about this one.

Not a failure. Think about that lil kid at the Olympics who was wearing a Birds shirt. Go Alice! Go Birds!

Is it better than the original Dan Snyder one that had me snort laughing in the grocery store? I still use some of those phrases.

I know this has been a long month in a long year .@yooty but you never know if tomorrow will be the day.

I'm sorry. Anything a random internet person can do for you?

Every day is a fresh start

🧵The Forgotten Team USA

On July 3, 1936, a month before the Nazi Olympics in Berlin, a group of American athletes boarded a ship bound for Europe.

The US team included Black sprinters from Harlem, Jewish gymnasts from Manhattan, and a biracial boxer from Pittsburgh.

Saying "oh, man" would be sooooo redundant.

But is there a "collar" gap?

Monday being the day that more employees call in sick than any other day of the year. I would smite all those who failed to appear on said call, should you cave and agree. You know, just the ask requires a smiting.

Sure, but you clearly need some color correction

Better you than her 🤐

Certainly a choice. Not a good one but

Essentially tomatoes and chickpeas in a chix broth

I just added fish sauce for umami in a mediteranean tomato soup.

*scythe