Taylor Sluggish

Let's hope we batter them and they applaud us from the field, just like in the good old days :)

After the opening stanza, it was 3-0 to Australia, but by half time England had roared back to be 4-3 up. Cue enormous self-congratulation, sneering at Australians, popping of champagne, followed by conceding 4 own goals and losing 7-4.

So much cocky self-congratulation by England after day 1 of the first test. Defeated before the end of day 2.
#Bazball #TheAshes

Cricket fans feel the same about baseball, of course

You just love what you grew up with, I guess. I'd always thought baseball was absolute bilge until I sat watching the "World Series" in a home in Long Island, drank many low quality local lagers and made frequent visits to the family bong. By the end, I was moderately captivated.

Cricket is awesome, mate. Especially the long, drawn out 5 day version.
#bigbrain #attentionspan

Not before time!

64% even feels surprisingly low

Here it comes, the run of unprecedented (except for Arsenal) misfortune that details a season. Michael Oliver appointed referee for the coming NLD, too. Steel yourselves.

More and more like Ten Hag by the day. A little bit of adversity, and the Dutch egg is breaking and spilling its yolk of nonsense all over the shop

Set piece again, olè olè! 😁

#Arsenal
#ChampionsLeague

Of course Kevin's not playing. He's tidying his room.

Embarrassing innit

You should delete this and several others

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I saw him score a great headed goal not 3 weeks ago.

The back up's got his back up, so he'll be sold. This is a new back up.

Your O is wack IMO

We Can Make an Impact. Honour Arsenal legend Ian Wright with a statue at Emirates Stadium

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#TheArsenal #ArsenalFC #IanWright

Sorry, but that's equal parts mean and hilarious if it goes through

Pathetic! Wow. I think you mean you and a couple of blokes on the net. Anybody labelling this window "pathetic" is an absolute grape.

I thought he already got a salary increase earlier this year?
Maybe a sign that Martinelli is the one to balance the books.

Well I'm shocked.

Thin stat, Orbs. Prefer the one about Odegaard now having 71 PL wins as skipper, equal with PV4 at #2 in Arsenal (PL) history. Big Tone leads on 130-odd.

Well, Orn is basically known as a transfer ITK, that's his role. There's plenty of Real Journos out there if you look around.

Keep up this solid transition from Twatter to Bluesky, Orn. Good man.

NO! You join MY league. Code uvcxia

(I did join yours, too. )

Missed that actually. Very unfortunate decision.

Top bloke. His playing situation, his personal situation. Yet never a whine, or a negative vibe. Head down, keep working. Arsenal has outgrown him, and moving him on is important. The loss of the player is comfortable, the loss of the man is more significant.