christine

Why does Bowen Yang feel like my friend

I am jarred!

Not impressed when people brag about how much horsepower their car has. Congratulations, idiot. You have one Hyundai when you could've had 600 beautiful stallions.

that moment when you’re scrolling and you try to send a photo but instead accidentally enable your camera on yourself and momentarily see the scrolling creature you are oh god

every app is doing year end wrap ups now

a digital shrine to your friendship and conversation and memories

kind of like decorating your shared locker with your friend

ugh fine I’ll give away my best idea I just wanna know I called it when it happens

they need to make it so you can super personalize / decorate / adorn / swag your chat with someone else

like put up shared inside jokes, background pics, music, animations

why aren’t they outside the phone, hanging out with me

why are my friends inside my phone

we’ve talked about the chrises but what about the ryans

every movie is about an architect

Why do genius and ingenious both mean “that’s pretty smart”, riddle me that

If you have a work meeting and no one says “orthogonal” then it wasn’t really a work meeting it was a social hour

Seattle freeze sounds difficult (as introvert, I cherish my connector friends who bring me to other people).

Have you ever spent extended time in SF / the bay. Any thoughts on how it compares?

holiday szn

I know what I’m doing enough

to do the thing where I don’t know what I’m doing

it feels great

today I realized that putting up PRs and waiting for reviews

gives me the same chemical feeling

as submitting Redecor designs and waiting for results

this goes out to the tiny Venn diagram slice of people who are software engineers AND play the interior decorating game Redecor

I have no further comments

look out avocado toast

here comes cucumber (*quietly* and avocado) toast

is it the dawn of cucumber age

i’ve been really into cucumbers lately

I just want to sink a week into an online shopping project that I build with AI is that so much to ask

and then wear cute clothes

it’s time we hold up all the gods and goddesses of sucking

ok lots of pejorative words get reclaimed

how do we make this happen for sucks

anyone else feeling the Effects lately. due to all the Things

wait what do we call them instead of tweets

meanwhile I write all my tweets in the car

why are all TikToks in the car