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What Godzilla Said to God When His Name Wasn't Found in the Book of Life - American Music Club

Has anyone in the UK had a heat pump fitted? Looking for practical advice on how to get it done...

Channel 4 quote posting their own post. Original post: "Because we did not win the BAFTA for best TV channel ever we have decided to try and claim ITV as ours." Quote post: "Update. The BBC has said they would give us one of their BAFTAs to calm us down."

Update from Channel 4:

Hatwise, I'm detecting Quentin Crisp vibes. share.google/Rhp2MO63PuQ9...

Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"

Its open to interpretation

Bronze plaque saying "A Letter to the Future. Ok is the first Icelandic glacier to lose its status as a glacier. In the next 200 years all our glaciers are expected to follow the same path. This monument is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it. August 2019. 415ppm CO2"

TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".

🔥 Highly recommended that you all sign and share.

Link to the petition—> petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

Is there a livestream for this? If so, that's my weekend sorted.

Lousy news. You have my every sympathy.

Sam Bailey's goal Yesterday, it gets better every time you watch it 😍

Full highlights coming Tonight

1cc, Eurythmic, Spark.

Yes, so loud that I switched it off as soon as I could. And having done that, it was no longer there so I didn't get chance to read the message. Bit of a design flaw.

Thank you! We're having a mooching about day! Hope you enjoyed Big London and got back safe and well.

September. Raining. The frisky pigeons aren't looking so frisky now, that's for sure.

CMAT: Euro-Country review – deeply relatable, gloriously catchy Celtic pop from a true one-off Who else could combine soul, yodelling, Jamie Oliver and Calpol into such charming songs about the messy modern psyche? Only Europe’s best new breakout star

www.theguardian.com/music/2025/a...

I hardly ever know what she's on about (always a good sign), but at this moment I am very much casting my vote for Team CMAT.

"saxophone orchestra"

I've completed my first Pickleball session. It's like playing table tennis on a badminton court and there are some odd rules, the scoring seems weirder than it needs to be and my back is aching a little, but it was decent fun and I hope to be invited back. And it got me out of the house.

An image of a phone and text that says: We are testing Emergency Alerts on mobile phones across the UK on Sunday 7 September at 3pm. Find out more at gov.uk/alerts

The UK Emergency Alerts system will be tested on 7 Sept 2025 at 3pm. It shares warnings during emergencies like floods, wildfires and storms.

Domestic abuse survivors with concealed phones might need to turn off alerts. Here's how you can opt out ⤵️ www.gov.uk/alerts/optin...

Wagonomics.

Oh! I thought this was meant to be the last good website? Outside it is then. (I could give you a few gardening jobs if you're stuck for what to do)

Who the what?!? Which website?

My nam is cowe
Wen somer comme
And sun dos shyn
And bes do homm

My emale offe!
Im outt off reech!
Awaye I goe
I hitte the beeche

And now your house is up on Rightmove and you're having to relocate to a secret location under a different name.

Leeds United are ripping up their blueprint to stay in the Premier League Determined not to leak goals as they did last time they were in the top flight, manager Daniel Farke has bought giants for survival bid

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The Unfinished Harauld Hughes by Richard Ayoade review – comic novel or conceptual art project? The author’s alter ego is on a quest to uncover the life and work of his playwright idol in this whimsical debut

Insane dedication to an art concept thing ... www.theguardian.com/books/2024/o...

Andy Goldsworthy: Fifty Years review – a wild walk between life, death and sheep-shearing Using barbed wire, graveyard pebbles and prickly thorns, this retrospective plunges viewers into the raw sadness and beauty of rural life

www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...

The Parallel Path by Jenn Ashworth review – a soul-searching walk across England Forget the Salt Path – this writer’s introspective journey provides genuine food for thought

www.theguardian.com/books/2025/j...

I've had so many Wordle fails lately I've become pretty chill about it. Once you know you've lost your place in the Wordle Olympics team, you kind of adjust your hopes and dreams accordingly.