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Software guy, dad, internet poisoned millennial. Discworld, college football, miscellaneous technology nonsense. Go Jackets

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Buying groceries but shaking my head the whole time so they know I disapprove of the prices

15.02.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

15.02.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6326    πŸ” 1932    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 139

Much as with luge, I have to wonder what strange sequence of events leads to you becoming an olympic ski jumper

14.02.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They keel over instantly and just look absolutely miserable lying there for like 10 minutes. Kind of relatable because that's what I'd be doing too, albeit much much sooner

14.02.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

about to watch Malinin blow it again like someone hitting REPLAY on an old LiveLeak video

14.02.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 224    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 3

Jesus christ, lol

14.02.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is always what I think of first when his name comes up. Iconic.

11.02.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP, James Van Der Beek. And fuck cancer.

11.02.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1025    πŸ” 160    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 13
11.02.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, what a huge bummer this all is. I just played the original for the first time not long ago and it’s a real shame they seem to have removed the heart from it along with adding new bad stuff.

10.02.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*slaps roof of station wagon*

Truly the peak vehicle, it's been all downhill since then

09.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh actually it might have been it appears

09.02.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This genuinely should be a crime

09.02.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely

09.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2056    πŸ” 302    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
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09.02.2026 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1921    πŸ” 340    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 9

main takeaways from the super bowl are the seahawks defense is legit and the ad industry is washed

09.02.2026 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 903    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 4
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a girl in a school uniform says the evil is defeated in a classroom ALT: a girl in a school uniform says the evil is defeated in a classroom
09.02.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

09.02.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 8789    πŸ” 1816    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 37
The advertising during the game stood out for a high number of celebrity cameos and advertisements for futuristic technology, particularly for products like electric vehicles, virtual reality and cryptocurrency.[136][137][138][139] There were many cryptocurrency-related ads drawing comparisons to dot-com commercials during Super Bowl XXXIV in 2000,[140][141] leading some to refer to the game as the "Crypto Bowl".[142][143]

The advertising during the game stood out for a high number of celebrity cameos and advertisements for futuristic technology, particularly for products like electric vehicles, virtual reality and cryptocurrency.[136][137][138][139] There were many cryptocurrency-related ads drawing comparisons to dot-com commercials during Super Bowl XXXIV in 2000,[140][141] leading some to refer to the game as the "Crypto Bowl".[142][143]

does anyone else remember when the 2022 Super Bowl had so many crypto ads people were calling it the Crypto Bowl and then crypto just absolutely fucking tanked?

anyway

09.02.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3972    πŸ” 797    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 51

If the Seahawks punter doesn't win MVP there is no justice in this godforsaken world

09.02.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seahawks noooo you ruined the beautiful perfection that was 12-0

09.02.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dang, that is the second Mr. Rodgers reference during this game, Millennials really are the target demo for advertising now huh

09.02.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

honestly respect for the ad that’s just like β€œpokemon are cool.” they are cool

09.02.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4481    πŸ” 790    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 72

Brands: please please stop it with the creepy CGI/AI de-aging

09.02.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the official pokemon of dads: snorlax.

09.02.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing halftime performance only thing that was missing was someone throwing a football into a giant Dr Pepper can for a scholarship

09.02.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 247    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
Fuck ICE

Fuck ICE

09.02.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6422    πŸ” 1765    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 108
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Dump Truck, by Mikhail Evdokimovich Tkachev, 1956

09.02.2026 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4104    πŸ” 574    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 18

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

09.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 28948    πŸ” 5024    πŸ’¬ 178    πŸ“Œ 155

Multiple AI ads per break kill me

09.02.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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