Buying groceries but shaking my head the whole time so they know I disapprove of the prices
15.02.2026 18:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@diagonal.fish.bsky.social
Software guy, dad, internet poisoned millennial. Discworld, college football, miscellaneous technology nonsense. Go Jackets
Buying groceries but shaking my head the whole time so they know I disapprove of the prices
15.02.2026 18:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
Much as with luge, I have to wonder what strange sequence of events leads to you becoming an olympic ski jumper
14.02.2026 16:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They keel over instantly and just look absolutely miserable lying there for like 10 minutes. Kind of relatable because that's what I'd be doing too, albeit much much sooner
14.02.2026 15:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0about to watch Malinin blow it again like someone hitting REPLAY on an old LiveLeak video
14.02.2026 03:27 β π 224 π 12 π¬ 22 π 3Jesus christ, lol
14.02.2026 04:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is always what I think of first when his name comes up. Iconic.
11.02.2026 21:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0RIP, James Van Der Beek. And fuck cancer.
11.02.2026 19:47 β π 1025 π 160 π¬ 9 π 13Damn, what a huge bummer this all is. I just played the original for the first time not long ago and itβs a real shame they seem to have removed the heart from it along with adding new bad stuff.
10.02.2026 00:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*slaps roof of station wagon*
Truly the peak vehicle, it's been all downhill since then
Oh actually it might have been it appears
09.02.2026 15:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This genuinely should be a crime
09.02.2026 15:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
09.02.2026 03:32 β π 2056 π 302 π¬ 7 π 209.02.2026 03:29 β π 1921 π 340 π¬ 7 π 9
main takeaways from the super bowl are the seahawks defense is legit and the ad industry is washed
09.02.2026 03:25 β π 903 π 75 π¬ 18 π 4heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
09.02.2026 01:34 β π 8789 π 1816 π¬ 50 π 37The advertising during the game stood out for a high number of celebrity cameos and advertisements for futuristic technology, particularly for products like electric vehicles, virtual reality and cryptocurrency.[136][137][138][139] There were many cryptocurrency-related ads drawing comparisons to dot-com commercials during Super Bowl XXXIV in 2000,[140][141] leading some to refer to the game as the "Crypto Bowl".[142][143]
does anyone else remember when the 2022 Super Bowl had so many crypto ads people were calling it the Crypto Bowl and then crypto just absolutely fucking tanked?
anyway
If the Seahawks punter doesn't win MVP there is no justice in this godforsaken world
09.02.2026 02:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Seahawks noooo you ruined the beautiful perfection that was 12-0
09.02.2026 02:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dang, that is the second Mr. Rodgers reference during this game, Millennials really are the target demo for advertising now huh
09.02.2026 02:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0honestly respect for the ad thatβs just like βpokemon are cool.β they are cool
09.02.2026 02:02 β π 4481 π 790 π¬ 62 π 72Brands: please please stop it with the creepy CGI/AI de-aging
09.02.2026 02:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the official pokemon of dads: snorlax.
09.02.2026 02:04 β π 46 π 4 π¬ 4 π 0Amazing halftime performance only thing that was missing was someone throwing a football into a giant Dr Pepper can for a scholarship
09.02.2026 01:44 β π 247 π 10 π¬ 4 π 1Fuck ICE
09.02.2026 01:31 β π 6422 π 1765 π¬ 35 π 108Dump Truck, by Mikhail Evdokimovich Tkachev, 1956
09.02.2026 01:28 β π 4104 π 574 π¬ 20 π 18OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
09.02.2026 01:33 β π 28948 π 5024 π¬ 178 π 155Multiple AI ads per break kill me
09.02.2026 01:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0