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Bikes, pizza, BBQ, beers, ATX

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Yo wtf

22.02.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sir I want to kiss you

20.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The penny line shows he's still got a tiny bit of it

20.02.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the president is mad, i'm smoking a big slab of beef rib, all my work deadlines are on time, yeah what the hell. i declare an emergency Big Beer Friday

20.02.2026 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2410    πŸ” 185    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 35
J.I.B.C. is 19-years-old and has pending applications for Special Immigrant
Juvenile status and asylum. (J.I.B.C. Decl. ΒΆ 1.) On January 13, 2026, he was leaving TMobile when another car struck his own. (Id. ΒΆΒΆ 3–4.) Agents surrounded him, opened
the car doors, and wrenched him out. (Id. ΒΆ 4.)
J.I.B.C. offered to show the agents his immigration documents, but the agents said
they did not need to see them. (Id. ΒΆ 6.) When he pulled out his cell phone, the agents

J.I.B.C. is 19-years-old and has pending applications for Special Immigrant Juvenile status and asylum. (J.I.B.C. Decl. ΒΆ 1.) On January 13, 2026, he was leaving TMobile when another car struck his own. (Id. ΒΆΒΆ 3–4.) Agents surrounded him, opened the car doors, and wrenched him out. (Id. ΒΆ 4.) J.I.B.C. offered to show the agents his immigration documents, but the agents said they did not need to see them. (Id. ΒΆ 6.) When he pulled out his cell phone, the agents

threw him to the ground. (Id. ΒΆ 5.) The immigration documents were left inside his car.
(Id. ΒΆ 6.)
Several hours after arriving at Whipple, J.I.B.C. was allowed one phone call. (Id.
ΒΆΒΆ 8, 12.) There was no privacyβ€”it was a shared phone, located in a hallway between
cells with agents nearby. (Id. ΒΆ 12.) J.I.B.C. told his girlfriend he had been detained; she
said she would find a lawyer. (Id. ΒΆ 13.) Agents told J.I.B.C. to tell her that he was going
to El Paso, Texas. (Id.)
That day, J.I.B.C. was transferred to Texas. (Id. ΒΆ 15.) During his weeklong
detention, he was allowed only two calls. (Id. ΒΆ 22.) Officers pressured people to sign
voluntary self-deportation papers; many did. (Id. ΒΆ 23.) Agents told J.I.B.C. that he would
be detained longer if he fought his case. (Id.)

threw him to the ground. (Id. ΒΆ 5.) The immigration documents were left inside his car. (Id. ΒΆ 6.) Several hours after arriving at Whipple, J.I.B.C. was allowed one phone call. (Id. ΒΆΒΆ 8, 12.) There was no privacyβ€”it was a shared phone, located in a hallway between cells with agents nearby. (Id. ΒΆ 12.) J.I.B.C. told his girlfriend he had been detained; she said she would find a lawyer. (Id. ΒΆ 13.) Agents told J.I.B.C. to tell her that he was going to El Paso, Texas. (Id.) That day, J.I.B.C. was transferred to Texas. (Id. ΒΆ 15.) During his weeklong detention, he was allowed only two calls. (Id. ΒΆ 22.) Officers pressured people to sign voluntary self-deportation papers; many did. (Id. ΒΆ 23.) Agents told J.I.B.C. that he would be detained longer if he fought his case. (Id.)

ICE agents crashed directly into a 19-year-old refugee's car, pulled him out from the wreck, threw him on the ground, then rushed him off to detention before he could locate the immigration papers in his car that proved he's here lawfully. democracyforward.org/wp-content/u...

17.02.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1326    πŸ” 579    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 16

My car's catalytic converter got stolen last week so I've been without a car & have been walking/using public transit. Unfortunately, this has solved 90% of the problems in my life with its social and mental health benefits, while adding the slight problem of realizing motorists now want to kill me.

16.02.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 510    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

I caved early and entered a Blueyhole with the hope of an outing eventually

16.02.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

While I greatly respect the effort of anybody who participates, it remains funny that this run is designed to torture and humble the very fit and confident participants

16.02.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perry Menopause

16.02.2026 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you; this clarification slaps

13.02.2026 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not going to google "diet fuelgrannie" but could you infomogg me on this pleez?

13.02.2026 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.

13.02.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 20081    πŸ” 3859    πŸ’¬ 296    πŸ“Œ 134
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We have received numerous credible reports of torture, killing, and inhumane treatment of detained individuals at the Camp East Montana migrant detention facility, located within Fort Bliss. #txlege

10.02.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5489    πŸ” 2917    πŸ’¬ 101    πŸ“Œ 290
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El Paso, New Mexico airspace closed by FAA without explanation; flights restricted under national defense noticeWithout explanation, FAA closes El Paso and New Mexico airspace for 10 days, cites natio... The Federal Aviation Administration has closed airspace over El Paso and parts of southern New Mexico for 10 days under a national defense designation, offering no explanation for the rare move.An une...

The FAA has shut down air traffic in El Paso and parts of southwestern New Mexico FOR 10 DAYS and threatened to "use deadly force" against aircraft that violate the airspace. WTAF? elpasomatters.org/2026/02/11/u...

11.02.2026 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 10

What da fuck

11.02.2026 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a roller coaster

11.02.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am glad I shut I didn't shut it off but I also want to cover my eyes

11.02.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another One Bites the Dust is evergreen for such occasions

10.02.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I waited in line for maybe 5 minutes at the PO today, lady at the counter apologized for the wait and I was like "nope this was great!"

10.02.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also checking in on NIH NRSA stipends for postdocs. Current levels would have been great when I started in 2015 but the last few years of inflation will once again have you struggling in the major academic science hubs in the US

09.02.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing the societies are still doing "how to find an academic job" shit. I'd call it a scam but I'm not sure anybody is making any money on it.

09.02.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is what we’re doing to people. We are the bad guys.

09.02.2026 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2434    πŸ” 1081    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 33

What a day, what a week, for Robert Kraft smh

09.02.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

ai dot com slash jeevocation

09.02.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have never enjoyed knowing the the formula but have always enjoyed consuming the end product

08.02.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NSA detected phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump Whistleblower says that Tulsi Gabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff

Is anybody ever gonna take a step back and realize the "Russia Russia Russia" people β€” derided as lunatic wine moms β€” were actually underplaying the foreign influence stuff, and the loud people who kept insisting it was all fake are now saying Jeffrey Epstein was kind of a cool guy?

07.02.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 10205    πŸ” 2754    πŸ’¬ 216    πŸ“Œ 133
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In March 2025, the FBI discusses internally Pam Bondi’s β€œclear and specific guidance" to redact images of "former U.S. Presidents, Secretary of State, and other celebrities."

07.02.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1526    πŸ” 638    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 43

I will have to check the schedule!

07.02.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is interesting to know, I bike by there every once in a while and never considered there were college games played there

06.02.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI do not think that 50 year old men should be having sex with 16 year old girls. But β€œ

05.02.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3807    πŸ” 499    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 17

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