Lyndon Baines Johnson

No.

Texas, Aggie, UH, SMU, Baylor, TCU and Tech should all be in one conference and play every fucking year. -OS

The fact that the major conference Texas schools are now spread across three different conferences and basically don't play each other is so monumentally fucking stupid. -OS

Mississippi State, Kentucky, Vandy, Florida, Georgia... these are your conference games? Oh my god, who cares? -OS

The renewal of Texas/Aggie is cool. It's nice to have Arkansas on the schedule again. At least Red River still happens during the fair. But the other 6 games on the SEC schedule are a gigantic downgrade from Texas playing Tech/Baylor/Stillwater/K State etc. -OS

The ACC has always been a grab bag of mid majors. But the Big XII used to be a real conference. -OS

Clark desgregated Alabama, Auburn, and Ole Miss. What a backward ass conference. -OS

Texas should not be in the SEC simply because their only historical connection to most of the SEC is that UT Law graduate Ramsey Clark likely delivered the court order desgregated [fill in the blank with another SEC school here] -OS

Meanwhile, OU played Mizzou and Texas played Arkansas and these were SEC match-ups. Equally ridiculous. -OS

"Meaningful Big XII match-up between BYU and Cincinnati" is on its face a ridiculous statement. -OS

College football is worse for the wear with the PAC-10 gone and the Big XII reduced to a grab bag of former mid-majors. -OS

Toss in LSU and maybe Kentucky and Vandy, guarantee one cross-division rivalry game a year and that would actually be fun. -OS

Texas in the SEC would be a lot more tolerable if they went back to a division format and recreated the Big 8/SWC/Big 12 by putting Texas, Aggie, OU, Arkansas, and Mizzou back together in a division. -OS

I think Greene's resignation is easy to explain. She has a mind for conspiracies. And she's found one. It just so happens to be the Speaker protecting the President and a ring of kiddie rapists.

Would definitely sell within 15 years because when a barrel of oil is $40 the energy corridor and everything west of there becomes Detroit as depicted in Robocop. -OS

In the 80s all the idiots who'd bought their investment properties in Southwest Houston were torching them for the insurance scam just like Bronx landlords in the 70s. -OS

Good! -OS

Because of the med center and the banks and law offices downtown, the inner-loop, which is the best part of Houston anyway, will weather it. Its the stuff beyond Beltway 8 and 99 that is just going to go up in smoke without a $70 barrel of oil. -OS

Houston's big boom came during the 70s, when the OPEC embargo shot up the price of oil. Bad for everyone in the US, except for Houston. Then when the oil price collapsed in the 80s it all fell to shit. Which is why the Astrodome was surrounded by blighted hellscape. One big real-estate bust. -OS

Going to be wiped the fuck out when the modal cost of a barrel of oil is like $50. -OS

Like dude, you're going to spend 20 years paying 2% tax on a property that is going to lose 75% of its real value 20 years from now. -OS

They don't have to. They aren't making less fuel efficient gas engines either. -OS

Every moron moving out there now is just signing up for maximum property tax soakage for 20 years until you end up with a depreciating asset and no job. -OS

All that shit being built out beyond 99? Especially in Conroe and Willis? So totally fucked. Couldn't happen to a more deserving crowd, either. -OS

When gasoline demands collapses Houston is going to end up with socioeconomic distribution of a French city where the inner core remains prosperous surrounded by a blighted suburban hellscape. -OS

You have to slowly disperse them back into the gen pop because if you fire them all at once they'll just walk over to the capitol and do a coup. -OS

The only way a Democratic administration will be able to deal with what ICE has become will be to take away the military surplus toys and force them back to their desks to do their actual jobs so that they quit in waves. -OS

Eminent domain Southlake and bulldoze it to build the They/Them Public Drag Show Stadium. -OS

Create a Tower of London in Austin and fill it with Abbott's appointed university regents. -OS