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Chris S.

@rogueshrimp.bsky.social

32 Followers  |  25 Following  |  90 Posts  |  Joined: 21.01.2025  |  1.7625

Latest posts by rogueshrimp.bsky.social on Bluesky

My how convenient, look at the time! It's praise o'clock. 🙌

03.10.2025 17:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I really like the part where we accuse China of using tiktok to spy on us.. so we hand over control of the US side of the app to Oracle. I can see this going remarkably well.

22.09.2025 22:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤘👺🤳

Me reading this.

30.07.2025 20:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I fawned over you a bit, and then I had to look up what a Jet2 Holiday was. Please don't judge me. 🫠

20.07.2025 01:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But it was a nice email 🥺

10.07.2025 17:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

would you be amenable to eating cheese on a train? Say some cheese pizza on the mooshead railroad? 👀

08.07.2025 10:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fellas, it's may just be worth the offer of getting pegged in the ass by my closest girl best friend if faked images and AI slop is how the dating landscape is in 2025.

👺

05.07.2025 19:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don't worry I'm so clumsy it will happen again.

04.07.2025 22:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What the fuck is that stupid ass outfit for an "agent"

03.07.2025 16:16 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's a wrap city kinda day today

02.07.2025 17:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Among the many great gifts of joy you folks gave us down here. Bless ❤️

02.07.2025 02:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know ow tho, I really do hope they enjoy their meal when they get it. They earned it. Im just predicting their enjoyment is all. ;)

30.06.2025 06:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Persona? Persona..

30.06.2025 06:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not the nails 😭

12.06.2025 19:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What rules ya gonna do?

12.06.2025 18:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I often forget even a dog with a slightly ethnic sounding name can be a threat to the pearl clutchers.

12.06.2025 18:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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11.06.2025 17:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bro fuck this loser, who gave Zelensky permission? What the fuck? He's not our godamn stooge. Good god they're in a war for their sovereignty.

05.06.2025 20:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm inclined to agree. 😤

02.06.2025 06:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hello. 🗿

01.06.2025 04:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ngl I did it for both the smooch and the lols. 💀

30.05.2025 22:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A desirable response to curry favor with the poster.

27.05.2025 17:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is like 90% of my earliest childhood memories using a gateway 2000

26.05.2025 18:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Say what you will, but 90's videogame mags were absolutely unhinged.

23.05.2025 22:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would really like to know how the Trump administration expected attacking the biggest lawyer factory in the country would not, in fact, result in them getting sued for unlawful conduct.

23.05.2025 22:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I was a brand main for years and I resemble this remark! >:v

22.05.2025 10:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I dont think your assigned CIA watchdog is going to like my answer. Nor the FBI. 😂

21.05.2025 22:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And a good episode no less, haha

20.05.2025 16:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Such is the New Type struggle. 😔

20.05.2025 03:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I cant handle it. The turmoil, the betrayal, the plastic.

18.05.2025 04:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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