Rachel 🎮🌷✨️

"Rachel, it's time for you to open yourself to Jesus."
"What are you talking about? I'm always at worship."
*binges the Rightous Gemstones for the third time*

Rachel's Slapped Together Top 5 TV Episodes:
1. The Last of Us: Long Long Time Season 1 Episode 3
2. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The Body Season 5, Episode 16
3. Firefly: Out of Gas Season 1, Episode 8
4. Futurama: Meanwhile Season 7, Episode 26
5. Game of Thrones: Winter is Coming Season 1, Episode 1

What I learned from The Indifferent Stars Above: The Harrowing Saga of the Donner Party. The survivors settled and bought property on a place called Rancho Carne Humana. Human Flesh Ranch.

That's so stupid if someone put it in a screenplay they would be called a hack and told to rewrite it.

So many people I'm friends with are leaving Facebook for BlueSky that I should probably change my pfp to an actual picture of me while I'm friending them.

But I also really like Chris Pontius Devil, so I'm not gunna.

#KeepGodOutOfCalifornia

Bby boi wants the slice of cake I was eating. 🎂 #bulldogsodbluesky #bulldogs

I did it again!

Jurassic Park with accurate raptors, a short part 2

#jurassicpark #blender3d

@jamesgunn.bsky.social played the long game of taking over DC so he can make animated Gogol Bordello concerts. #CreatureCommandos

Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan -The Onion

Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
theonion.com/cat-clinging...

Why? He has more in common with a dog than he has with you.

Iron Flame by Rebecca Yarros

He actually took his mother's last name. It just so happens it was also Cooper.

The United Healthcare shooter saw what Bob did to Gibert Godfrey in the Incredibles and said "Alright, bet."

2019 vs. 2024. Was feeling an art slump, and I had a Disney trip coming up. So I decided to remake my first embroidery project for this trip. Really cool to see where I started, how far I've come, and where I can improve. #embroidery #handembroidery

a pixel art illustration of a green apple ALT: a pixel art illustration of a green apple

Awwwwwwwwww yeahhhhhhhh

It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes

I adore early 90s sitcoms. Fran Fine learns the true meaning of Christmas, despite the character and actress being Jewish. She wears these amazing vests and dress. And Santa is real. Because 90s.

Perfection.

Thanks for the heads up. Immediately added to the block list.

My 5th grade class was suppose to paint the cars that the monster trucks crushed. This happened every year. Except ours because a girl named Alyssa in our class decided to hang her head out the window of the bus, so we were all punished for it. Still salty 20+ years on. If you're reading this...

Made an account since you joined. 🩵

I don't like any of my current selfies so Chris Pontius Devil works best.