Carter W

I just"are you fucking sorry?"d my cat while asking myself i was stupid for tripping on the carpet and it was actually my cat :( this is the worst feeling ever

Using the bathroom you did as a kid at your parent's house but haven't been in for over 10 years is a liminal space, especially if it's been renovated

You're what

Your move, culinary cultists

If Italian pasta is so sacred why does saccheti go so well with garam masala and olive oil?

"only you can see this"

I'll die on the hill that Gros Michel is THE banana flavour. I'm not here for Cavendish, so starchy. Wish I could get one. Support banana variety. Too many oranges

I didn't think you were a halo person I need to have an introspective nap

I'll 1v1 you as Samus again but I'm not paying for Nintendo online

Where is Jamil I need to tone myself down like 4 notches at least but he could do it with like 2 words

Me when Avan is on a yacht during the premiere of TUT

Phantom of the fucking opera is a childhood memory I saw it live it changed my life

Gumption is my word of the day

Males are stupid don't give him so much credit

Breakfast is propaganda, don't make me eat if I'm not hungry.

Fucking legend

Don't get me wrong I love you but there's so many memes where I'm thinking that's nice but... I do not have a vagina

The only problem with having lesbians as friends on this app is that I'm pretty sure bsky thinks I'm one too now oops

Is it worth watching or should I keep my 5000 hours of suffering contained

Where in the world is @filmography.bsky.social ? I keep getting fly-bys

@domcamatic.bsky.social this is your fault btw. So much love. Can you tell your wife she needs to not leave me on read so often. I have so many loss memes saved and ready to send. I can't elaborate

Liking 10 posts is a monumental feat for an app like this but I'm sure I will find the deserving and genuine that deserve it

I guess some AI generated crap liked my shit, but I'm really me, @filmography.bsky.social thank your wife ok they got me onto this and I'm back in full force

It feels like Twitter but it's decidedly not maybe I can vibe with this