vanya again

if everything goes tits up i'm going stealth and getting a job on a fishing vessel out of new england and then getting lost at sea

that's my emergency get out of social situations laxative

real as hell

hey guys what's going on over here

whatever [plugs your butthole]

you guys will not believe what i got up to today

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we had to say goodbye to sweet peach a few weeks ago. she was such an amazing cat, she beat the odds and survived with FeLV for nearly 9 years. peach was a sweetheart and she will always be so special to us 🩷

my old roommate and their friends from like five years ago would always order dominos and that's just crazy to me like you're in new york city you can get a pizza half that price and twice as good

brand new diner serves coke the normal way

the freaks today

so true

would you still love me if i was a disgusting horrendous little animal with long toes and sharp little teeth and eyes that roll wildly in my head and breath that smells like rot

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whenever i go to the bodega in the cold i'm like this is how my ancestors must have felt in the pale of settlement

average sunday text

finally buzzed my head again

heyyyyyy :3

tummy thursday. because i said so. fat bitches only

i found out that apparently my sinuses aren't as bad as my PCP made them out to be so i guess whatever's wrong with me is a combo of mastocytosis and neurological issues. Lol!

it's cool how any physical exertion beyond normal household chores is enough to make me have a panic attack bc my cortisol levels are off the charts. i need a stress test again lol

exactly

our joint autism slay (him: special interest; me: nonverbal)

thinking about the time my brother tried to explain the mormon war of 1838 to me while i was absolutely stoned out of my gourd

learning a knitting technique from a youtube video starring a woman who looks like she would run an intro to English comp like the navy

screenshot of notes app list that reads "2025 predictions (for me) become gnostic hit by a taxi do research chemicals figure it out"

big year coming up

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