Pleaseee?????

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

Yeah I think I need this on my wall. Or my car. One of those.

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Book covers for: Hollow Fires by Samira Ahmed, The Poet X by Elizabeth Acevedo, The Many Half-Lived Lives of Sam Sylvester by Maya MacGregor, Just Mercy by Bryan Stevenson, Monster by Walter Dean Myers, To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee.

Got my first "Violating an Executive Order" and "I'll make sure you lose federal funding" parent threat today for teaching "DEI" books in our upcoming "Liberty and Justice" themed unit. Even in "Blue" Massachusetts we're dealing with this.

Anyway, don't obey in advance, and don't obey later.

Lowly Worm from Richard Scarry's Busytown universe is driving his Apple car. He wears a jaunty green hat and a red bowtie. The apple car is bright red with a window for Lowly and fixed atop is a bright green leaf. The text on the apple car reads: My Other Car is RFK Jr's Brain.

So pride this year is gonna be lit right?

As in

*lit*

like

**LIT**

If your argument is "sure, a terrible modern event has a parallel in the 1920s and 30s but don't worry we turned out just fine", might I suggest reading about the 1940s.

A favorite thing I see is artists and writers going on monthly subscriptions hitting a wall and going "fuck me I can't keep this pace up, I'm so stressed" and dozens of people in the comments (who can only reply because they give him money) all go "then go slower, I don't mind"

the Israeli government has been doing this since 1948

So to be clear, Elon has given a Nazi salute, then said Germans shouldn’t feel guilt for their Nazi grandparents actions, said no race mixing for Italy, and that we have to “save” Japanese culture.

This motherfucker trying to speed run reforming the Axis.

Stealing this

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Just saw someone refer to a Tesla as a “swasticar”

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Watching racist idiots give literal nazi salutes trying to justify Elon doing it and then immediately getting fired it is my new favorite show 🍿

New politician test:

“Are trans rights human rights?”

If they answer ANYTHING other than an immediate YES, walk away while saying “I’m not voting for you.”

How to give Situation Reports

These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.

Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans

If you are a federal employee, it is advised to set your social media accounts to private to prevent outside viewership, as reports suggest that loyalty screenings have begun.

"I have already apologized to Harriet Hageman, the gentlewoman from Wyoming. I thought it was George Santos playing one of his tricks again." - Lauren Boebert

Gaslighting is the entire GOP playbook. From ‘biggest crowd ever’ to ‘normal tourist visit,’ they’re betting you’ll ignore reality. If we allow them to keep rewriting history, they’ll keep burning the truth to the ground.

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I hate being referred to as an Influencer…

If anything, I’m a Sinfluencer

Guy who specifically uplifts nazis on his platform while loudly supporting the modern far-right German party and has endorsed the great replacement conspiracy goes on stage and does a nazi salute twice

The ADL: “it’s fine, everyone take a chill pill”

You see the thing about accelerationism, is that you have to live through the acceleration and then you have to survive the crash without health insurance.

Just to be clear, you are defending a Heil Hitler salute that was performed and repeated for emphasis and clarity. People can officially stop listening to you as any sort of reputable source of information now. You work for them. Thank you for making that crystal clear to all.

I’m just going to say that AOC is the acting leader of the Democratic Party until someone proves otherwise. At least insofar as she is responding to the moment with leadership.

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We are so back.

Reminder that law and morality are separate things

Reminder that your worldview and belief system should not be primarily based on laws.

Reminder to wear a mask. Reminder that trans rights are human rights.

Reminder: be Good

No lies told in this headline.

Y'all remember the Wolfenstein games? No reason, just curious.